Friday, June 17, 2005

This is the Last F**king Time... By Mike

.. that I rename my fish.
I do it far too often and I have to buck up and just finalize it before he goes and dies of starvation.
He's approximately one year old and it's time to settle on something.
If he actually had a mind and a memory, and if I actually talked to him, he'd probably have a complex by now.
Some of his previous monikers were:
-Neil Young
-Doctor Spock
-F Dot
-Cats Pee Pee
-The Juggernaut
-Delicious Thanksgiving Turkey
But no more of that nonsense.
I've come to a decision.
His final and official name is Bone Jovi.
Say hello everyone.
But don't you touch him, or I swear...

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