Thank you, little Asian girl, for taking the time to pee on the floor in the lobby of my workplace.
Just a few hours earlier I was thinking, man! what a beautiful day. I’d love to mop up a small golden puddle of fresh urine.
Oops, watch your sandals ma'am... that's urine.
And your mother, who knew full well what you were doing, when I looked up at her and she smiled at me, that just made my day. Really.
I'm glad you have a parent who allows you the freedom to spray piss wherever and whenever you feel like it.
I didn't have those opportunitites as a child; my parents would keep me in one of those little 'harnesses with the leash' deals when we went to public places.
But you, you're one happy little girl.
It's always superhappy-fun-pee-time for you!
Your mommy was even nice enough to laugh at me on her way out.
Hahaha. bye now. Haha.
I need a f**king raise in salary.
And a Swiffer.
And maybe an assistant.