Saturday, January 28, 2006

Meredith's crotch : Mike G

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By Mike G

Meredith requested that I make a post about her crotch.
I do not remember why.

But i'll oblige her anyway.

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So, for all you unbelievers out there, here is a short list containing all things currently known about Meredith's crotch.

• it is located just below her beltal region and her legs usually stem out symmetrically from either side of it

• she sometimes refers to it as "Xanadu"

• it makes a handy drink holder if you're in a fix
(girl, you so functional)

• it's quite photogenic

• it's usually covered in a thin layer of denim and another thin layer of whatever Meredith wears under her denim, if she does in fact wear anything under her denim

• it probably emits a pleasing warmth

• it's rumoured to smell of lilacs

And there you have it.
If anyone else would like me to endorse their anatomy in any way please don't hesitate to ask.
I'll be waiting.

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