I took a plane; I took a train. Ah! Who cares? You always end up in the city. I said to Carl, "Look up for once, See just how the sun sets in the sky." I said to John, "Do you think the girls here Ever wonder how they got so pretty?" (Well, I do.) Look out upon the myriad harbour. (x3) All the boys with their homemade microphones Have very interesting sounds. All the girls fall into ruin -- Droppin' out of school, breakin' Daddies' hearts -- Just to hang around. I walked into the local record store And asked for an American music anthology -- It sounds fun. They tore at my skirt and stuck it on the walls At P.S. 1. I took a plane; I took a train. Ah! Who cares? You always end up in the city. Stranded at Bleecker and Broadway And looking for something to do. Someone somewhere asked me, "Is there anything in particular I can help you with?" All I ever wanted help with was you. Look out upon the Myriad Harbour. . . (x4)
Sunday, March 30, 2008
The New Pornographers Myriad Harbour is Christine's 'daily fix' Enjoy!
Saturday, March 29, 2008
People who need people By: Mike Gillis

People who need people are the luckiest people in the world.
I like helping people.
Helping people makes people feel awesome, which means more high fives for me and/or me feeling better about myself.
Here are three ways I've decided to help people.
1. - Dress like Santa
"Everyone loves Santa!" Not true. Only kids like Santa. The problem is, all kids today know Santa is fake. The best time to be Santa probably would've been in the '50s, when kids still thought he was real, (but this is problematic because the '50s were also the time when suspicious parents were most likely to accuse Santa of being a "spineless commie.")
Which he was. [Is?]. Anyway, I would dress like Santa and entertain not children, but puppies. Just hop into the suit and roll around in a kennel full of orphaned puppies for a few hours. Delightful. This would actually be a two-pronged attack of people helpage.
Firstly, the puppies would be happier, having been visited by Old Saint Nick, thus making whoever adopted them happier still.
Secondly, immediately after the Great Xmas Puppy Frolic, I'd go visit some lonely and destitute homeless folk, cheering them up by a) being Santa, and b) reeking of fresh puppy. I can see them now, huddled around a clichéd but moderately warm thrashcan fire, that first wrinkled face looking up and noticing me, seeing the beard and big red coat and happily exclaiming, "Hey fellas! Look! it's Gary!"
2. - Be a 911 switchboard operator
Manning the phone lines for 911 is a great way to help in and of itself. But I've come up with a way to help even more. Picture an hysterical wife calling. "Oh my God! Oh my God! My husband is trapped under the mower! Please pleaase help!".
I understand ma'am. Please remain calm. I've notified an ambulance and they're on their way. Now go to your husband, and tell him I've also notified Batman. He'll be there shortly.
Bam. The wife will calm instantly, because she thinks Batman is coming to fix everything. The husband, even if he is seconds from death, will somehow, deep from within, find the will and the strength to hang on a little longer. Because he wants to meet Batman. This method also helps the real paramedics, giving them more time to do their job properly AND giving them an opportunity to discuss Batman during a call, which I'm sure they rarely get to do.
Is Batman even a doctor? I would say yes, he probably is.
3. - Always carry a lighter or matches
Always carry a lighter or matches in case a hot girl who smokes asks you for a light.
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Friday, March 14, 2008
The Most Expensive Tasting Menus By: Lezah WIlliamson
1. l'Arpege, Paris: $466 for a meal2. Alain Ducasse Plaza Athanee, Paris: $437
3. Guy Savoy, Paris: $402 for nine courses
4. Masa, NYC: $400 for a 25 course Omakase menu
5. Pierre Gagnaire, Paris: $373 for a 9 course meal from the father of French fusion food
6. Joel Robuchon at the MGM Grand, Las Vegas: $360 for 12 courses
7. Louise XV, Alain Ducasse, Monaco: $307 for 6 courses
8. La Pergola, Rome: $267 for 9 courses and one of the world's most magical views
9. Ithaa Undersea Restaurant, Hilton, Maldives Resort and Spa: this restaurant is under the sea, completely encased in glass
10. Eigensinn Farm, Singhampton, Ontario: $250 for 8 courses. The only Canadian restaurant to make the list - and does it all with no advertising.Way out in the boonies.10. Per Se, NYC: $250 for 9 courses
World’s Priciest Cocktails By: Lezah WIlliamson
So that explains the price, I guess.If that's a bit too much, you can go to the Merchant Hotel in Belfast and drop $1400 for a Mai Tai. Again, there's a bit of an explanation behind the price on this one: made from J. Wray Nephew 17 year old Jamaican rum, of which there are only 6 bottles in existence - and this particular bottle (which is kept locked up in the hotel safe) is the only one available to the public.
Or maybe you'd rather go for a $550 Sidecar at Gordon Ramsey in NYC? This one is not on the menu - you have to ask for it. They use Hennessey Ellipse super-premium cognacs and Gran Marnier.A little cheaper yet is a $100 truffle martini at the Donovan Bar at Rocco Forte's Browns Hotel in London.Or maybe, after all this, you'll settle for an ale at your local pub?
Love is the song we sing By: Lezah WIlliamson
Love is the Song we Sing is the 4th Nuggets boxed set from Rhino. But it is so much more than just a boxed set, too: there is a book with writers such as Ben Fong-Torres, Alec Palao and Rock Scully; there is a fantastic, wild collection of photos from the era; there is a history of the art of Ron Nagle (think of those bubble letter rock posters from the '60s and you'll know what I'm talking about). And then of course, there's the music.This is a various artists collection, with a lot of the better known bands of the time (The Jefferson Airplane, Janis Joplin, etc.), some of the one-hit wonders of the time (Count Five), some early incarnation bands (The Great! Society - Grace's Slick's first band), and some great groups you've never heard of. I guess that's another wonderful thing about regional compilations like this: some of those bands that were on the brink of being lost into the seeds of time are brought forward. There are bands like The Harbinger Complex (when Dave asked, "Where did they get a name like that?", a friend quipped, "College"), and The Charlatans, who started the whole movement. Fortunately, there are lots of pictures of The Charlatans (who look tres cool), as they were more about the whole package than just solely about the music.And I guess that's part of the beauty of this boxed set, because you do, indeed, get the whole package - the music, the art, the pictures, the history. It's almost as good as actually being there...
Friday, March 07, 2008
There's No Such Thing as a Free Lunch By Lezah Williamson (The Death of the Airline Meal)
In the heyday of airline travel following the Second World War, customers were routinely treated to champagne and other 'luxuries'. While the airlines tried their best to serve good quality food, they were admittedly limited by time, space, and cooking facilities on board. But at least they tried.
And then came the world of cut-rate air travel, and the free meal went the way of the Dodo. For domestic flights today, expect nothing more than a drink and a light snack - a bag of peanuts, a cracker or a cookie. You can blame the no-frills carrier Southwest Airlines for that initiative.

Between the 1990s and this decade, the quality of airline food had dropped - if you can imagine that. Previously, the average airline would have supplied you with a meal that rang in at $6 (their cost); a decade later, you were being served up a meal that cost $3.50. In 2005, American Airlines issued a statement at meals cost them $30 million a year; two years earlier, Southwest had been spending $17.1 million a year on food and drinks. Considering that between 2001 and 2005, the airline lost $35 billion, I guess that food seemed to be the place to cut. After all, what else can they cut, realistically? Not fuel, and not maintenance.
For domestic flights of over two hours, you can now expect to get some sort of food offered - but it may be at a price. Check with your carrier, as time limits vary - for some airlines, the time limit is 1.5, but for others its a minimum of 3.5 hours in the air before you get any food. Some carriers will still offer free food at this point, but more and more are now charging: expect to pay anywhere from $3 to $11 for a meal.
Bringing food onto a flight is difficult, as you are not supposed to bring food from home, nor are you allowed liquid on a flight. But once you have passed into the boarding area, any food that is offered for sale there is fair game.
Paris Museum Pass By Lezah Williamson

I've got to admit, I'm always very disappointed when I go to the Vancouver Art Gallery. It just seems so... empty.
But then I've been to galleries like the Tate in London that are just chock-a-block full of fantastic and famous works of art by fantastic and famous artists.
And then there's the Louvre - the dream of all art lovers. I tried to go to the Louvre once - but it was closed! We were in Paris for only two days, and on our last day, a Tuesday, we decided to go to the Louvre - only to find that it's closed on Tuesdays. In fact, pretty much all of the museums in Paris are closed on Tuesdays. But, recently I was looking up some things about Paris, and I discovered the Paris Museum pass.
Get your pass here.
It's a pass that you can order ahead of time (they need ten day's notice), or purchase in Paris at various locations, such as the airport. It's very reasonable, as well: purchase of a 4 day pass is a mere 45 Euros (about $70) - and that grants you access to all the great museums in Paris, like the Louvre, as well as other sites like Versailles. And it operates the same way as those fantastic Disneyland passes do: you don't have to wait in line!
Even better: entrance to all these sites is free if you are under 18!
I think Vancouver has a few things to learn from Gay Paris.
From Page to Stage By Lezah Williamson Adapting Canadian literary works to film

From Page to Stage is a programming initiative of the CBC that adapts Canadian literary and theatrical works into film for TV audiences today.
Recently commissioned are some well known works by Margaret Atwood (The Robber Bride, broadcast January, 2007) and The Englishman's Boy (by GG winner Guy Vanderhaege), broadcast February, 2008. Upcoming are St. Urbain's Horsemen and Barney's Version by Mordecai Richler; Iron Road, based on the opera by Cha Ka Nin and Mark Brownell; and jPod and Souvenir of Canada by Douglas Copeland.
So far, over $43 million has been spent on this initiative.
Thursday, March 06, 2008
BC's Hottest Hangouts by Lezah Williamson

BC has some hot hang-outs. We're still not in the same league as jet-set hot-spots like London, Paris, New York and the like, but as they say, you've come a long way, baby. Wasn't that long ago that Vancouver was just another provincial town... and here we are, waiting for the world to come to our door for the 2010 Olympics.
If you're looking for some celebs, and you happen to be up in Whistler, you can probably find them at the Fairmont Chateau Whistler. The Fairmont is a very upscale chain of hotels that stretches across the nation, and many of its hotels are in the uniquely Canadian 'chateau' style. The Fairmont Hotel Vancouver is where the Queen usually hangs out when she's in town, just to give you a basis of comparison. So you can assume the Fairmont Chateau Whistler to be of the same calibre.
Fairmont Chateau Whistler was recently voted both the #1 ski resort and the #1 golf resort in North America. Fairmont's Mallard Lounge boasts a number of outdoor fire pits. Celebs such as Tom Cruise, Kurt Russell and Mel Gibson have been spotted there.
Not interested in traipsing all the way up to Whistler? Then try West Restaurant. This four star, award winning restaurant serves up contemporary regional cuisine and is said to be the favourite of Pierce Brosnan.
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Monday, March 03, 2008
The Beauty Myth
Girls and women are told to embrace themselves and accept their bodies. They are also told to treat their body as if it were a temple (via Oprah). This is all good advice.
I believe everyone has beauty within and without, and my version of beauty will be far different than others'. That's what makes life and love connections so intriguing. How bland and tasteless life would be if we all aspired to some beauty "ideal" and actually bought into that image.
I was skimming through a People magazine (I know, I know... I should know better) when I came across an article about women taking their children's ritalin medication because it made them more focused, able to multitask, and LOSE WEIGHT. Immediately, I shook my head and said, but why...?
I only have to look at the headlines on all the tabloids at the checkout:
"How to lose 10 pounds in 10 days!"
"How to decrease signs of aging!"
"Ten things to do to keep your man happy in bed!"
Excuse me? I must be living in a fog because I don't recall being told by my mother that I had to stay young, thin, and fabulous in bed to be worthy. In fact, she ascribed to the "embrace yourself" philosophy.
Our society has not progressed one iota if women are still looking to outside sources to be "good" or "better". What happened to liberation? Well, we certainly can't look to men and blame them. They sit back and shake their heads at our self-absorbed quests for perfection, dictated to us from some magazine that is usually written by women, for women ie: Cosmopolitan.

Here's a reality check to anyone thinking those cover girls are something we should, and can physically, attain.
1) The models are usually between the ages of 17 and 21.
2) Many of them have already had cosmetic surgery (top surgeries are nose jobs and breast augmentation)
3) They haven't had children
4) They're not menopausal
5) Their skin is airbrushed and any "lumpy" bits are digitized out of the photo
6) They have terrible eating habits and often have eating disorders
7) Finally, believe it or not, you are just as beautiful, if not more, with your body and its life experiences.
Ignore those Beauty Myths on the covers of checkout stand magazines.
Look yourself in the eye and affirm your individual beauty because it is there.
Comedy Death Ray Review: By Terry Lowe
I fear that genuine wit is fast disappearing from the world, pushed aside by sarcasm, crudity, frantic neuroses, and if none of those work, sheer volume.
The Comedy Death Ray show at the Commodore featured plenty of sarcasm, a lot of crudity, the abovementioned frantic neuroses, all delivered at high volume. What it did not feature was much in the way of humour.
According to the Georgia Straight, Vancouver’s entertainment weekly (and not uncoincidentally, the producers of the show):
The lineup may not have the star power of the one that played the Global Comedy Fest last fall, but there’s still some solid talent: Doug Benson, Greg Behrendt, Dana Gould, Janeane Garofalo, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Tim and Eric, and the Fun Bunch.The draw: This is the hip show in Los Angeles. Sure, it’s only five bucks there, but if you factor in airfare, you’re saving quite a bit.
Target audience: Risk-takers. Go for the celebrity names, stay for the unknowns.
Dana Gould’s marriage jokes were funny, Janeane Garofalo was mildly amusing, and Doug Benson was genuinely entertaining (and he was the only performer who actually connected with the audience). The rest of it sucked. This is not good value for money; I had a comp ticket, and by the end, it wasn’t even good value for no money.
Wikipedia lists many things that might be found in “alternative comedy,” and of those, Comedy Death Ray offers up two:
* Breaking social taboos: Particularly those relating to sex and bad language; alternative comedians swore on stage and, continuing the theme of observational humour, often made jokes about sex acts and sexuality. Toilet humour was not uncommon either.
* Story-telling and personal narrative: Emphasizing story, personal experience and individual rhythm instead of the rigid set-up/punchline jokes and rhythms of mainstream comedy.
Fair enough. Too bad they weren’t funny. Instead, they were abrasive, contemptous, and superficial.
I expect my reaction is a cultural one. One of the things Canadians do very well is comedy. We have very good comics working both here and in the US. I’d recommend seeking out some of these instead. If, however, you prefer your comedy without laughs, you may find Comedy Death Ray - um - “interesting.” I wouldn’t pay more than $5, and I’d look for somewhere with more comfortable seats (the better for some of the more squirm-inducing bits).
Rather than “comedy,” this show should have been billed as “Neurotic people yelling at you for two hours about their pubic hair issues.” If this is the best Los Angeles has to offer, then they need a lot more Canada down there.
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Puppy Scratch Fever By: Mike Gillis
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"Dude, how was your Valentine's Day?"
"You know... It was the usual depressing shitshow that comes with being single on Valentine's Day."
"I thought you said you were going to a bar or something?"
"I did. I went to that college bar that all the freshman chicks go to. I brought a shoebox full of puppies with me."
"Puppies?"
"Yeah. Chicks love puppies. Puppies are the Lemon Gin of the animal kingdom."
"So what happened?"
"I got swarmed man. It was great. This one girl was all over me."
"What was her name?"
"I dunno. Sandra or Dawnette or something."
"Did you hook up?"
"Almost."
"What do you mean 'almost'?"
"Well, it was all aces at first. She was gaga for those puppies. It was pretty much a slam dunk, but then I botched it."
"How?"
"I said, 'If you like these puppies you'll LOVE my bed. My sheets are made of puppies'."
"And?"
"Face slapped. Puppies confiscated. Ass kicked to curb."
"Shitty."
"I know. She must have been vegan or something."
"So... where did you get the puppies in the first place?"
"Found 'em in some dude's yard."
"Nice."
"Thanks."
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Ashes to Ashes By: Lezah Williamson
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Ashes to Ashes is the next series following the enormously popular Life on Mars.
Ashes to Ashes is a time travel/police procedural show that takes place 8 years after Life on Mars. In case you aren't familiar with Life on Mars, here is a short recap: Detective Sam Tyler finds himself in a coma, but when he wakes up, he is no longer in the 21st Century, he has somehow woken up in 1973. As a modern-day by-the-book cop, he is very much at odds with the mysogynistic, slap-dash attitude of his '70s era boss and colleagues. But he tries hard to work within the system, as he feels that the key to returning to the present is somehow associated with solving the crimes he is presented with in the past.
In Ashes to Ashes, DI Alex Drake (played by Keeley Hawes), a police psychologist who has been studying the notes of DI Sam Tyler following his suicide (once he had returned to the future - you absolutely HAVE to see the final episode of this show, as it is the best hour of TV that I have ever seen!) is shot. When she wakes up, she has time travelled back to 1981. Unlike Tyler, who was alternately mystified, confused and frustrated by his predicament, Drake uses the information she has learned from Tyler's notes to help understand her situation. She comes to the conclusion that she is either one second away from life, or one second away from death.
Drake, similar to Tyler, uses the technology of the day to make contact with the future. As well, both are pursued by surreal elements in their new lives; in the case of Drake, it is a Pierrot clown (similar to the one in the David Bowie Ashes to Ashes video).
Like Life on Mars, the title of Ashes to Ashes is based on a David Bowie song. And, like 'Life on Mars', the soundtrack of the show is stellar: just in the first two episodes, featured tracks have been from artists like David Bowie, The Clash, The Stranglers, Duran Duran, Ultravox, OMD, and Roxy Music.
Reappearing from the first series are Tyler's colleagues DCI Gene Hunt (played by Philip Glenister), Chris Skelton (Marshall Lancaster), and Ray Carling (Dean Andrews). The Gene Hunt character, I might add, once again steals the show.
'Ashes to Ashes' first aired on BBC1 on February 8, 2008; so far, two episodes have been shown. The first episode had an audience of 7 million, just under 30% of all TV viewers for that day and time period. To date, it in not available for North American audiences.
Philip Glenister has gone on record to say that 'Ashes to Ashes' will run for two seasons, as did 'Life on Mars'.
Anastasia By: Lezah Williamson
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My friend and I went out to dinner before the ballet, and at that time she was telling me of all the quality music, dance and drama productions that are currently being staged in North Vancouver. When we went to the ballet, what do we find in our program but yet another top offering in North Vancouver?
On Saturday, March 8 (8:00 pm) one of Canada's top companies, Ballet Jorgen, will be dancing Anastasia, the classic tale of a Russian princess. This is a production with the stamp of approval of Heritage Canada, so you can expect to see some money has been spent on sets and costumes (that'd be my guess, anyway).
For more information, call 604-984-4484, or go to Centennial Theatre.
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American Idol Ugandan Style ... War/Dance Documentary By Shane Chritensen

This world is filled with remarkable people and inspiring tales which you can find all around you, if you look hard enough. Sure, there’s a lot of negativity and depressing stuff in the news most of the time, but today I got lucky when I came across an article that is both unique and uplifting.I’m referring to the story of a fascinating new film called War/Dance, which was the winner of the 2007 Sundance Documentary Directing Award, and which is already getting serious media attention due to its subject matter.War/Dance is an inspirational tale of a group of children from the Patongo Primary School in Uganda, who are overcoming great personal pain and trauma as survivors of civil war, and who are now given the opportunity to take part in an American-Idol styled contest in their country.To say that this is a 'big deal' to these kids and their experiences is a huge understatement. This movie proves, beyond a doubt, that children are the same all around the world in that they need to have the chance to be kids and have fun.
The film's directors are a husband and wife team, Sean Fine and his wife Andrea Nix Fine, and they were recently blessed with the birth of their first child. But instead of letting their newest addition deter them from this undertaking, Sean continued on to the refugee camp and stayed for the duration of filming; communicating daily with Andrea, who remained at home in the U.S. while providing him ideas and suggestions from afar.One of the most profound approaches the Andrea suggested was to have the children look directly into the camera as they spoke about the atrocities they had endured. Earlier attempts to simply interview them failed. These children are similar to other war survivors in that they seldom speak amongst themselves about the evils they’ve witnessed and experienced. However, by speaking directly to the camera the children felt like they were telling the world about their ordeal, and the childrens’ memories’ floodgates opened.
Another of Andrea’s ideas was to focus on existing beauty. That beauty could be seen in the natural surroundings of a gorgeous part of the world which has suffered terribly due to internal conflict. Because of this conflict, often the natural beauty of the country is overlooked. Equally poignant is the beauty of the youth who make up the story, and how they are captured on film as they’re “making the journey to a peaceful place”, as Sean puts it.The one ingredient of this film which captured my interest immediately after I first read about it, was the importance and impact that music holds in the movie. Many of these children had never played an instrument of any kind before, but that did not deter their enthusiasm for learning in the slightest way, shape, or form. Throughout the documentary, music is the one constant that offers hope for the future and gives the participants an opportunity, they would have never have been previously allowed, to share their experiences under war conditions they’ve had to endure the majority of their young lives.The film is the work of a non-profit production company, Shine Global, which is donating seventy per cent of the project’s profits to various Ugandan agencies which help these kids in a number of ways, including nutritional and scholarship programs for the children. There has also been an outpouring of generosity from other charitable groups after learning of War/Dance’s efforts, which has resulted in bikes and musical instruments going to Patonga, where the Fines are headed in February to debut this film to the children it stars.War/Dance has been nominated for an Oscar, and is currently available in limited release throughout the United States, with foreign markets hopefully to follow as this is one film I am anxiously awaiting. Many people will want to see this film because it is a truly uplifting presentation; done exceptionally well judging by the acclaim it has already received.The Fines have made a impressive name for themselves in the making of War/Dance, and have been offered the next task of producing and directing a feature documentary on the effects of addiction in the U.S., in collaboration with Joseph Califano Jr. of Columbia University. I don’t know if they can succeed in turning this story into a ‘feel-good’ film, but it will serve as a relevant and important piece to many people and to society in general. I’m not a big watcher of awards shows, but I will definitely be rooting for Sean and Andrea on Oscar night. I hope that they achieve further and future success with their talents and abilities, which they apply in a very positive and uplifting way. As a result of Sean and Andrea’s efforts, this world is becoming a better place in the process; a noble and commendable ideal that we’d all like to ascribe to.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
The Top Canadian Acts of all Time By: Shane Christensen
As in the case of my previous Top Ten Album article, I felt it was necessary to follow my Top Ten Rock Acts choices with a Top Ten Canadian Rock Acts submission. This country of ours has produced an enormous amount of the world’s top musical entertainers, and it’s only fair to give them the acknowledgement they truly deserve.The criteria to make this list will be as follows:
1.) Their popularity was truly phenomenal
2.) Their success had staying power- no flavour of the month
3.) Trailblazers for the Canadian music scene
4.) Reached an inclusion
As with my previous article, trailblazers in the industry are held in high regard, and that is reflected in this list. I’d also like to note that album sales do factor in, which results in the exclusion of some groups (most notably The Band) which were critically acclaimed, yet only enjoyed moderate commercial success compared to the other acts on this list.My choices for the Top Ten Canadian Rock Acts of all time are:1.) Neil Young

There could be no possible excuse not to have Neil as my top choice, and the reasons are plentiful and have been listed before. But simply, he has been one of the most creative and authentically original acts in the world, and still maintains his Canadian demeanour. And that is so typical of this truly amazing performer that embodies all of our national character and ideals, and has had a career that is as diverse and successful as any of the top rock acts in history.2.) Rush
Rush has always been one of those bands that you either love or hate. But enough people love them to the extent that they are the top selling rock band to come out of Canada, with over 40 million albums sold. Their career is still going strong after 34 years, with no sign of it disappearing anytime soon, and includes a handful of albums that are hard rock classics and which showcase the individual musicianship of the three members that put them in a league of their own.3.) Bryan Adams
I was surprised in doing the research for this article just how successful Mr. Adams actually was, as he is currently second on the list of top selling Canadian acts, with only Celine Dion placing above his impressive tally of 75 million sales. But when you consider how many hit singles the guy has had throughout the years, it definitely makes sense as he had a great run of hits through the ‘80s and ‘90s, including his biggest hit Everything I Do (I Do It For You). A class act all the way, and he still maintains his nice guy personality regardless of his accomplishments 4.)Tragically Hip
The Hip is unique in Canadian music as they are undeniably one of our top rock acts, yet they have never realized any substantial international acclaim. And in some respects, that makes them even sweeter to a great number of their homegrown fan base because they still seem like they’re the same guys they were twenty years ago when they were just starting out. They have the distinction of being the top selling Canadian artist for sales in Canada, with over 25 million albums sold domestically, and they’re still going strong as they continue to release new material and remain one of the top concert draws in the country.5.) The Guess Who
This band is definitely one of the trailblazers for the Canadian music industry as they were the first band out of the Great White North to have a number one hit in the U.S. with American Woman in 1970, and had an impressive number of top hits within their ten year run including six top ten songs. They single-handedly proved to the world that this country possessed world class talent that could compete with the successful international acts of the day from Britain and the U.S., and by doing so opened the door for all the Canadian artists that would follow in their footsteps. 6.) Shania Twain
Although Shania started off as a country act, she had undeniably crossed over into mainstream pop by the time her third album was released and started to chart impressively on the pop as well as country charts. Come On Over is the top selling album released by a female artist, and is the ninth best selling album of all time in the entire world. Twain is also one of the top selling Canadian artists of all time thanks to the success of three hugely received albums: The Woman In Me, Come On Over, and Up. Her producer/ collaborator/ husband, Robert “Mutt” Lange was already one of the most successful producers before he began to transform Shania, and their professional union would propel both of them to staggering heights that will probably never be duplicated again.7.) Bachman Turner Overdrive
Randy Bachman would strike gold twice in his musical career after BTO caught on big time in ’74 with the success of two hit singles. Takin’ Care of Business was a top ten hit that is famous for being fanatically loved by Elvis, and You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet became their first number 1 hit in the U.S. and in most other countries around the world.The band would chart three top ten albums in less than two years, and have a number of hits in Canada and internationally which would cement their status as one of the top Canadian bands ever.8.) Joni Mitchell
Definitely an artist whose influence spreads throughout the musical world and transcends all genres, Joni would be an inspiration to many young women (including Madonna) who dreamed of one day performing themselves. She had a string of eight hit albums from ’69 to ’76, which is pretty well unheard of in today’s era, in any genre. She still remains one of the most influential performers in history, and recently won a Grammy for Best Instrumental Pop Performance for the song One Week Last Summer from her latest Starbuck’s offering, Shine.9.) Gordon Lightfoot
Another performer who crosses musical genres successfully and has maintained a strong and loyal fan base, especially at home. Gord has written some of the most beautiful songs to ever have been recorded anytime/anywhere, and even had such notables as Bob Dylan refer to him as “Canada’s greatest natural resource.”He is a very well respected member of Canada’s music royalty, and has the rare distinction of being made a Companion for The Order of Canada in 1993.10.) Nickelback
I was flirting with the idea of not including this band on the list, basically because of the abuse I suffer at the hands of musical “associates” who bristle at my affection for them. But again, in doing the research for this article, there was no way I couldn’t include them. They’ve already sold more records than the Hip, but in less time, and their latest album is still on a record breaking charting course nearly three years after its release. They’ve had three top five albums within a five year period, and a number of top singles to boot. They’ve also won a number of awards both at home and internationally, so their success is a real and substantial one that deserves recognition and support…especially from home where it is lacking a lot of the times.
Saturday, February 16, 2008
Top Ten Rock Acts of All Time By: Shane Christensen
2.) Their popularity was truly phenomenal3.) They are still looked upon with reverence by today’s fans/critics4.) Their success had staying power and could not be characterized as the flavour of the monthMy choices for the top ten rock acts of all time are as follows:1.) The Beatles
No surprise here, and if there is then I would question your age and if you have ever sincerely listened to rock music. The Beatles' success was extraordinary to the extent that they influenced generations, even after they were long gone. Many books and even movies exist that tell the amazing Beatles story, so I won’t try to do it here. But I will suggest that if you want to read the real story, start with the Beatles Anthology, as it’s written by the surviving three together, so you’re guaranteed to get substance over sensationalism. Also, the movie Backbeat is my favourite rock movie of all time, and is worth viewing if you’re interested in this band’s humble beginnings.2.) Elvis
This was a tough one, but I have to go with influence here, and no single artist was as influential to rock music as this man. Sure, it can be argued that Chuck Berry WAS rock ‘n’ roll, and definitely more talented as a songwriter and musician. But the truth is that his success was not comparable to Presley’s, and that only the Beatles themselves would reach and surpass that level of total domination of the rock genre of the day. There is a very real reason that he is still referred to as the King of Rock, even many decades after his unfortunate passing.3.) Led Zeppelin
This band was never loved by the rock critics as they borrowed (stole?) heavily from the old blues cats, and committed the unforgivable sin of being prickish enough not to give them their due credit and cash. But Zeppelin was undeniably the most successful and influential hard rock act of all time. They are the only band that I would dare to even put on the same level as the Beatles, and all you have to do is look at their success from ’69 to ’71 when they released four classic albums that even crossed musical genres in many cases. And instead of losing a fan base, they just kept getting bigger and bigger until they too reached that level of success that separated them from the rest of the crop. I’ve always maintained that Jimmy Page is the most underrated and under-appreciated individual in the history of rock, as he excelled at every facet of performing, including his extraordinary songwriting and production skills, to playing guitar as well as any of his peers. About the only thing he couldn’t do was sing, but we’ll forgive him for that as he’d done enough already. And besides, who needs to sing when you’ve got a guy named Robert Plant in your band.4.) Chuck Berry
All you have to do is watch the film Hail! Hail! Rock n Roll to truly appreciate the influence of this gentleman on the rock genre. Berry influenced absolutely everybody including the Beatles, Stones, Zeppelin, AC/DC, George Thorogood, and I’m sure I could easily write another dozen names if I gave it a second or two of thought. And the reality is that this guy got screwed by the system because of his skin colour, and both his career and personal life suffered terribly because of it.And it’s sad because he was a consummate artist as he wrote and sang his own songs, played guitar like no one else, and even did that cool little duckwalk that he’s still known for. In a perfect world, he would have been known as the King of Rock instead of Presley, but the reality is that he was a victim of both the times he lived and his own anti-establishment anger and rebelliousness that ensured career suicide and even incarceration for doing what all the other rock stars of the day were doing. Yes friends, life is not fair, and Berry is living proof of that.5.) The Rolling Stones
This is another one of those acts that require no introduction or explanation, and are one of the rare bands that gave the Beatles a bit of competition in any real sense. They would come into their own during their glory years in the late sixties and early seventies after the other “lads” had self-destructed, producing a few all-time classic albums that propelled them to mythic proportions. Let It Bleed, Sticky Fingers, and Exile On Main Street were recorded during a period of great personal instability but exceptional creative drive as the band was facing financial ruin, exile from England, and possible incarceration for Keith. I’ve always said that the Stones were a great singles band, and they’re written some of the greatest songs of all-time, ranging from Satisfaction to Midnight Rambler, and many quality tracks in between. They are also one of the most influential acts in the rock genre for both their musical and personal exploits that include everything Zeppelin, Aerosmith, and Guns N Roses did or ever thought about doing while on tour, but that the Stones did first. They were the true originals, with help from the Who in many respects, for mayhem on the road.6.) Neil Young
The man I consider our country’s greatest natural resource still maintains his relevance today and has undeniably joined the legions of rock royalty, usually reserved for those acts that have long passed. His staying power and diversity is amazing, and he possesses the exceptional talent of being able to write both incredible music AND lyrics that rival Dylan’s. A good friend of mine recently attended one of Neil’s Massey Hall shows in Toronto and said that Young is still one of the greatest artists he has ever had the pleasure to watch, and my bud Murray has seen EVERYBODY including Zeppelin, U2, and the Stones. As I’ve said many times before, Neil has made all Canadians proud, and continues to do so.7.) Pink Floyd
In my mind, Floyd was probably neck and neck with Zeppelin for different stretches in the ‘70s, and that’s saying a lot. The album Dark Side of the Moon was as big an accomplishment as any band has ever achieved, and it was followed by Wish You Were Here which is an amazing album itself. While Animals never garnered the commercial or critical success of the other two, it remains a perennial favourite of hard-core Floyd fans and was followed by The Wall, which still remains one of the biggest double albums in rock history. Another act that still possesses a huge following that transcends age and nationality, as the Floyd has always been big in many non-English speaking countries such as Italy, Greece, and Germany. 8.) Eric Clapton
This amazing talent has had the pleasure of playing with more music royalty than probably anyone else in existence, in no part because of his name as one of the greatest guitarists of all time. The list looks something like this: Beatles, Stones, Chuck Berry, Jimmy Page, Jeff Beck, the Band, Roger Waters, Phil Collins, Robbie Robertson, Stevie Ray Vaughan, B.B. King. I could go on a bit longer, but you get the idea. When you get to hang with this crowd, your reputation definitely precedes you, and Mr. Clapton deserves any reputation he’s achieved as one of the true greats. He has the distinction of being inducted into the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame three times in all, for his work with Cream, the Yardbirds, and his solo output.9.) Bob Dylan
I would not have a complete list if I did not include Robert Zimmerman. Although his commercial success doesn’t rival a lot of the others on this list, he would influence nearly all of them, especially the lads from Liverpool who changed their musical direction in ’65 because they were so blown away by Bob. The fact that he turned them onto smoking pot also had massive repercussions as that would also influence the albums Revolver and Sgt. Peppers... enormously.And let’s not lose sight of his work, as he was very successful in his own right in the early to mid-sixties, and has maintained an impressive worldwide following that is reserved for rock royalty of his stature. He is one of the finest lyricists who brought intelligence and introspection into the rock world, especially with the classics Blowin’ In The Wind and Like A Rolling Stone. Without Dylan, we might not have had a Hendrix, Springsteen, or U2, along with a whack of others that first decided to create ‘something’ because of his magic. He is as diverse a performer as one can possibly imagine, and has played with just about everybody you can think of in the world of music.10.) U2
This is the only post-sixties act that I would include in this exceptional list, but U2 is very much a product of that musical era as their musical influences included all of the preceding acts. This band out of Dublin accomplished something that normally we don’t see anymore, and that is to reach a level of success that has lasted decades instead of years, or months sometimes. They themselves would go on to influence “newer” bands such as Oasis or Coldplay, and have produced a catalogue that would be the envy of any rock act. The Joshua Tree and Achtung Baby specifically rate as two great works, and the band is still going strong as their tours and albums continue to sell impressively. Bono has reached a personal level of non-musical achievement with his humanitarian effort to combat global suffering in the third world, and that is something he can be justifiably proud of in this age of “bling”.
Fuel Economy by: lezel Williamson
When we were down in California last year, the whole fuel-efficiency thing was definitely all the rage. Driven (pardon the pun) by Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, California is trying to introduce as many hybrids and other forms of fuel-efficient and low-pollution vehicles as possible.Obviously pollution is a bad thing, and gas is getting more and more expensive all the time. Who wouldn't want to save money and protect the environment at the same time? But one segment of the economy who don't really need to pinch the pennies is really jumping on the bandwagon, too: celebrities.Not that long ago, Oscar nominees showed up to the awards ceremony in the biggest, most ostentatious vehicles possible. I guess showing up in the SS Destroy the Environment gave them a sense of power, or something. But today, the trend is definitely toward fuel efficient vehicles, both as an everyday vehicle and for splashy events such as the Oscars.Train travel, which has always been strong in Europe, is on the rise. New lines and more high speed trains are added every year. One hopes that this trend will soon cross over to this side of the Atlantic.
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