So I was listening to Hot For Teacher during my walk home yesterday, and it hit me (for the one-thousand, eighty-fourth time) what a killer fucking rock song.
The super-insaneo drum intro; Eddie's guitar at Face Melting levels by the thirty second mark; the classroom chatter; that other guitar part, and the awesome video. It's fucking perfect.
Then I was thinking, if Hot For Teacher really were a killer rock song, what kind of killer would it be?
That's easy. Crazy ninja assassin.
But then I realized ‘No. That is incorrect.’
Ninja assassins, even the crazy ones, require a certain subtlety, a finesse if you will, to silently and gracefully slay their opponent with honor and dignity.
Hot For Teacher is more like a 6'8" two headed Rambo, wearing a neon orange shag carpet tuxedo, with machine gun arms and cherry red Ferraris for legs.
Who is also on fire.
And yells 'WOOOOOOYEAAAAAHHHHH!!!' a lot.
Yeah. More like that.