Guard - Do you have any identification son?
Me - Right here.
Guard - And what business do you have in the United States today?
Me - I heard you guys have awesome burgers.
Guard - Son... is that an unlicenced handgun on your seat there?
Me - Wha..? Oh, this. Haha. No, this is a fake gun.
Guard - A fake gun?
Me -Yeah, it's not real. I carved it out of hash.
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