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Image from www.aloha.com- Up yours, Colgate!- I bet I could floss with the tentacles. I can't believe I didn't think of that until just now.- Ahh... sweet hydrozoan.- I wonder if Sandra ever thinks about me.- What the fuck am I doing?!!- I wonder if this jellyfish has reached adulthood; or if it'll maybe grow larger and more aware if I stop using it to brush my teeth. Also, is this jellyfish a dude or a chick?- Mmmmmmm..... harbor fresh.- I hope Pam and Jim can work something out. They're so good for each other.- Ahhh!! Oh Jesus!!! Oh shit!! This would feel awesome if these poison tentacles weren't so stingy!!- Vertebrates just don't get my teeth their whitest.- Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute. Just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.- I wonder which part is the butt.