I love my country.
That's why I started drinking at 3 pm.
Because I have nothing but respect for Terry Fox. (Who is probably the greatest Canadian who ever lived. Burton Cummings, Donald Sutherland, Wayne Gretzky and the guy who wrote that hockey game episode of The Racoons round out the Top Five.)
I love that I live in a country where girls aren't afraid to steal fireworks and conceal them under their sweaters.
Yes, I thought to myself.
This is the way things ought to be.
And not just on Canada Day.
(I'd also like to spearhead a campaign to make the day after Canada Day a national holiday as well. It's called Sleepy Day.)
P.S. - Way to Exist.