I'm one of those people who enjoys scaring pigeons.
If there's one trotting around the ground nearby, I like to stomp my foot or yell, causing it to clumsily fly away.
Best not to do this on a crowded sidewalk, as I learned today when I used the 'stomp/scare' technique and our icky little grey friend panicked and flew directly into a woman's' face, causing her to scream hysterically.
Which in turn caused everyone within earshot to gawk and stare at this frantic, pigeon-faced woman.
Which caused me to laugh and spill my large organically grown fair trade dark roast coffee, and that shit's expensive.
Wednesday, July 13, 2005
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