Saturday, February 16, 2008

Top Ten Rock Acts of All Time By: Shane Christensen

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I think it’s only fitting to continue my top 10 lists with my choices for the top ten rock acts of all time. This list will again be populated with groups or individuals that meet certain criteria that separates greatness from everything else that follows.

And in my opinion, the trailblazers who had the massive initial influence on this genre, should be both respected and noted for that. Because of this, the list includes acts from the '50s, '60s, and '70s, that in some cases tend to be forgotten for exactly how much weight they actually possessed when they were still “relevant”. I say that with tongue planted firmly in cheek as I believe they are and will remain relevant forever because of their accomplishments, influences, and immense talents.

So what makes an artist truly extraordinary so that they should be considered the best of all time?

1.) Their talent initiated or changed the musical direction of the day.

2.) Their popularity was truly phenomenal

3.) They are still looked upon with reverence by today’s fans/critics

4.) Their success had staying power and could not be characterized as the flavour of the month

My choices for the top ten rock acts of all time are as follows:

1.) The Beatles

No surprise here, and if there is then I would question your age and if you have ever sincerely listened to rock music. The Beatles' success was extraordinary to the extent that they influenced generations, even after they were long gone. Many books and even movies exist that tell the amazing Beatles story, so I won’t try to do it here. But I will suggest that if you want to read the real story, start with the Beatles Anthology, as it’s written by the surviving three together, so you’re guaranteed to get substance over sensationalism. Also, the movie Backbeat is my favourite rock movie of all time, and is worth viewing if you’re interested in this band’s humble beginnings.

2.) Elvis

This was a tough one, but I have to go with influence here, and no single artist was as influential to rock music as this man. Sure, it can be argued that Chuck Berry WAS rock ‘n’ roll, and definitely more talented as a songwriter and musician. But the truth is that his success was not comparable to Presley’s, and that only the Beatles themselves would reach and surpass that level of total domination of the rock genre of the day. There is a very real reason that he is still referred to as the King of Rock, even many decades after his unfortunate passing.

3.) Led Zeppelin

This band was never loved by the rock critics as they borrowed (stole?) heavily from the old blues cats, and committed the unforgivable sin of being prickish enough not to give them their due credit and cash. But Zeppelin was undeniably the most successful and influential hard rock act of all time. They are the only band that I would dare to even put on the same level as the Beatles, and all you have to do is look at their success from ’69 to ’71 when they released four classic albums that even crossed musical genres in many cases. And instead of losing a fan base, they just kept getting bigger and bigger until they too reached that level of success that separated them from the rest of the crop. I’ve always maintained that Jimmy Page is the most underrated and under-appreciated individual in the history of rock, as he excelled at every facet of performing, including his extraordinary songwriting and production skills, to playing guitar as well as any of his peers. About the only thing he couldn’t do was sing, but we’ll forgive him for that as he’d done enough already. And besides, who needs to sing when you’ve got a guy named Robert Plant in your band.

4.) Chuck Berry

All you have to do is watch the film Hail! Hail! Rock n Roll to truly appreciate the influence of this gentleman on the rock genre. Berry influenced absolutely everybody including the Beatles, Stones, Zeppelin, AC/DC, George Thorogood, and I’m sure I could easily write another dozen names if I gave it a second or two of thought. And the reality is that this guy got screwed by the system because of his skin colour, and both his career and personal life suffered terribly because of it.

And it’s sad because he was a consummate artist as he wrote and sang his own songs, played guitar like no one else, and even did that cool little duckwalk that he’s still known for. In a perfect world, he would have been known as the King of Rock instead of Presley, but the reality is that he was a victim of both the times he lived and his own anti-establishment anger and rebelliousness that ensured career suicide and even incarceration for doing what all the other rock stars of the day were doing. Yes friends, life is not fair, and Berry is living proof of that.

5.) The Rolling Stones

This is another one of those acts that require no introduction or explanation, and are one of the rare bands that gave the Beatles a bit of competition in any real sense. They would come into their own during their glory years in the late sixties and early seventies after the other “lads” had self-destructed, producing a few all-time classic albums that propelled them to mythic proportions. Let It Bleed, Sticky Fingers, and Exile On Main Street were recorded during a period of great personal instability but exceptional creative drive as the band was facing financial ruin, exile from England, and possible incarceration for Keith. I’ve always said that the Stones were a great singles band, and they’re written some of the greatest songs of all-time, ranging from Satisfaction to Midnight Rambler, and many quality tracks in between. They are also one of the most influential acts in the rock genre for both their musical and personal exploits that include everything Zeppelin, Aerosmith, and Guns N Roses did or ever thought about doing while on tour, but that the Stones did first. They were the true originals, with help from the Who in many respects, for mayhem on the road.

6.) Neil Young

The man I consider our country’s greatest natural resource still maintains his relevance today and has undeniably joined the legions of rock royalty, usually reserved for those acts that have long passed. His staying power and diversity is amazing, and he possesses the exceptional talent of being able to write both incredible music AND lyrics that rival Dylan’s. A good friend of mine recently attended one of Neil’s Massey Hall shows in Toronto and said that Young is still one of the greatest artists he has ever had the pleasure to watch, and my bud Murray has seen EVERYBODY including Zeppelin, U2, and the Stones. As I’ve said many times before, Neil has made all Canadians proud, and continues to do so.

7.) Pink Floyd

In my mind, Floyd was probably neck and neck with Zeppelin for different stretches in the ‘70s, and that’s saying a lot. The album Dark Side of the Moon was as big an accomplishment as any band has ever achieved, and it was followed by Wish You Were Here which is an amazing album itself. While Animals never garnered the commercial or critical success of the other two, it remains a perennial favourite of hard-core Floyd fans and was followed by The Wall, which still remains one of the biggest double albums in rock history. Another act that still possesses a huge following that transcends age and nationality, as the Floyd has always been big in many non-English speaking countries such as Italy, Greece, and Germany.

8.) Eric Clapton

This amazing talent has had the pleasure of playing with more music royalty than probably anyone else in existence, in no part because of his name as one of the greatest guitarists of all time. The list looks something like this: Beatles, Stones, Chuck Berry, Jimmy Page, Jeff Beck, the Band, Roger Waters, Phil Collins, Robbie Robertson, Stevie Ray Vaughan, B.B. King. I could go on a bit longer, but you get the idea. When you get to hang with this crowd, your reputation definitely precedes you, and Mr. Clapton deserves any reputation he’s achieved as one of the true greats. He has the distinction of being inducted into the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame three times in all, for his work with Cream, the Yardbirds, and his solo output.

9.) Bob Dylan

I would not have a complete list if I did not include Robert Zimmerman. Although his commercial success doesn’t rival a lot of the others on this list, he would influence nearly all of them, especially the lads from Liverpool who changed their musical direction in ’65 because they were so blown away by Bob. The fact that he turned them onto smoking pot also had massive repercussions as that would also influence the albums Revolver and Sgt. Peppers... enormously.

And let’s not lose sight of his work, as he was very successful in his own right in the early to mid-sixties, and has maintained an impressive worldwide following that is reserved for rock royalty of his stature. He is one of the finest lyricists who brought intelligence and introspection into the rock world, especially with the classics Blowin’ In The Wind and Like A Rolling Stone. Without Dylan, we might not have had a Hendrix, Springsteen, or U2, along with a whack of others that first decided to create ‘something’ because of his magic. He is as diverse a performer as one can possibly imagine, and has played with just about everybody you can think of in the world of music.

10.) U2

This is the only post-sixties act that I would include in this exceptional list, but U2 is very much a product of that musical era as their musical influences included all of the preceding acts. This band out of Dublin accomplished something that normally we don’t see anymore, and that is to reach a level of success that has lasted decades instead of years, or months sometimes. They themselves would go on to influence “newer” bands such as Oasis or Coldplay, and have produced a catalogue that would be the envy of any rock act. The Joshua Tree and Achtung Baby specifically rate as two great works, and the band is still going strong as their tours and albums continue to sell impressively. Bono has reached a personal level of non-musical achievement with his humanitarian effort to combat global suffering in the third world, and that is something he can be justifiably proud of in this age of “bling”.

Fuel Economy by: lezel Williamson

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I've been meaning to write about this for a while; Terry's recent article reminded me about it.

There are lots of advancements being made these days in automobile fuel economy; about ten years ago, for instance, a couple moved in across the road from my parents. The husband was one of the inventors of the technology that was being used to use hydrogen as a fuel for cars. After a lot of research and trial, from what I understand, this avenue hasn't really panned out - but they sure made a lot of money off of it! People are very anxious to find alternate means of power for their cars.

My friend was driving a hybrid car for work, and raving about it. Apparently it averaged about 75 miles to the gallon, or some such outrageous claim. And electric cars seem to be springing up more and more frequently. I even saw a show about some hot-rod guy who specializes in converting muscle cars into hybrids - apparently he has about a six month waiting list!

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When we were down in California last year, the whole fuel-efficiency thing was definitely all the rage. Driven (pardon the pun) by Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, California is trying to introduce as many hybrids and other forms of fuel-efficient and low-pollution vehicles as possible.

Obviously pollution is a bad thing, and gas is getting more and more expensive all the time. Who wouldn't want to save money and protect the environment at the same time? But one segment of the economy who don't really need to pinch the pennies is really jumping on the bandwagon, too: celebrities.

Not that long ago, Oscar nominees showed up to the awards ceremony in the biggest, most ostentatious vehicles possible. I guess showing up in the SS Destroy the Environment gave them a sense of power, or something. But today, the trend is definitely toward fuel efficient vehicles, both as an everyday vehicle and for splashy events such as the Oscars.

Train travel, which has always been strong in Europe, is on the rise. New lines and more high speed trains are added every year. One hopes that this trend will soon cross over to this side of the Atlantic.

Extras With Ricky Gervais By Lezah WIlliamson

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We just got two seasons of Ricky Gervais's latest effort, Extras, on DVD.

I loved The Office. So droll. And, as usual, the British version is much better than the American remake. Although, I've got to admit, the American version is growing on me.

But I digress: Extras is what we're on about here. And Extras it shall be.

Extras is a very, very clever show - even better than The Office - about people who are - you guessed it - extras. Or 'background artists', as some of them prefer to be called.

Ricky Gervais is an extra who considers himself a 'real actor' - he just does the extra work to pay the bills. He's got a script that he's written that's supposed to be circulating, but unfortunately for both his writing and acting careers, he's also saddled with the worst agent of all times (played by Stephen Merchant, his co-writer for both this show and The Office).

There are guest appearances each episode from some big name stars: Kate Winslet, Robert De Niro, Ian McKellan, Orlando Bloom. Each of the actors who appears ends up playing themselves - and yet, in Gervais's usual twisted way, he presents them as (what I certainly hope are) polar opposites of their true selves.

The second season sees our hero being a little more successful professionally, but even less successful on a personal level.

This one is a definite 10/10.

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Top Ten Albums ... or, at least, the top four good ones... By Lezah Williamson

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I usually don't agree with those Top Ten lists that are put out, because, for the most part, the choices are too mainstream, banal, mundane... You get the idea.

But I just happened to click on the Top Ten list of albums for this week on inDiscover on MSN.

Turns out the #1 album is the one I currently have in my player: Radiohead, In Rainbows.

#2? My top movie pick for 2006, Juno - or rather, the soundtrack of Juno.

#3? None other than the Canadian (and Grammy-snubbed) singer, Feist, for her album The Reminder.

One more notable pick - #9 - fellow Canadian Michael Buble

Sarah Michelle Gellar to attend Buffy Reunion By Lezah Williamson

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For the first time ever, Sarah Michelle Gellar

will her first post-Buffy event.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer went off the air in 2003. It was a witty and engaging show, with great characterization. The finale was one of the best I've seen - so often the final show cheapens everything, or ends up being a huge let down. Not so with Buffy.

And the fans are hungry for more. Hence the reunions, from which our star has been absent.

But this year, on March 20 at the William S. Paley Television Festival at the Cinerama Dome; in Hollywood whole cast will once again come together. Writer Joss Whedon will appear with the show's casts members Gellar, Amber Benson, Nicholas Brendon, Emma Caulfield, Eliza Dushku, Seth Green (He's an all-star, now, but not too good to appear at this!), James Marsters (Spike - drool!) and Michelle Trachtenberg.

The PaleyFest runs for two weeks, and will also feature panels from current shows Pushing Daisies, Gossip Girl, and Dancing With the Stars, to name but a few.

Close Encounters with Addiction Feb. 21 at SFU, Surrey By: Lezah Williamson

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Dr. Gabor Mate

is a doctor who works in a harm reduction facility in Vancouver's Downtown Eastside. He is a former columnist for the Vancouver Sun and the Globe and Mail. On February 12, he will be releasing his latest book, In the Realm of Hungry Ghosts: Close Encounters with Addiction, in which he talks about all kinds of addition, from heroin to workaholics.

There is a free lecture at SFU's Surrey campus on February 21. Go to for more details.

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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

tblogger - Old School's Grammy recap

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As promised, here is Old School's Grammy recap. There were a couple highlights, but not a whole lot to write home about. I assume that if you are reading this, you read my Grammy preview from Saturday. If not, I suggest you click on February Archive and read that one first. If so, we are ready to move on.

First, I have to say that Alicia Keys really was the highlight of the show.

She kicked the show off performing a slick duet with Frank Sinatra. Check it out here.

Keys is a tremendous artist and really got the show off on the right foot. She was then presented with the award for Best Female R&B Vocal Performance by none other than Prince himself (who won for Best Male R&B Vocal Performance in the non-televised portion of the ceremonies). She won this award for her song No One and I cannot understand how this was not also nominated for Record of the Year?

Much later in the show, Keys returned to perform the song No One in one of the best performances of the night as she was joined by another one of my favorites, John Mayer, on guitar.

I feel that all of these Alicia Keys moments were really some of the best this show, which dragged on for over 3+ hours, had to offer.

If Alicia Keys was the highlight, I have to say Amy Winehouse has to be the lowlight. She was not able to obtain a visa to attend the show, so she performed via satellite from London.

This performance was what you would expect from her and if you are a fan then you probably enjoyed it. I am just not a fan of Winehouse in any way, shape or form. I applaud her uniqueness, but just don't think her music is all that special. That's what it all comes down to, right? The lowlight was not necessarily this horrible performance, but the fact that Amy Winehouse took home Grammy's for Record of the Year, Song of the Year and Best Female Pop Performance. This was very disappointing to me. She also won Best New Artist which I can understand because the competition in this category was negligible. I just wish with such little quality music being produced that they would not waste recognition on the garbage that Amy Winehouse is putting out there.

Her acceptance speech for Record of the Year, also via satellite, was even a lower lowlight with her fake look of surprise and then incoherent mumbling. I think you can all tell where I stand on this issue, so we will move on to some better things.

As a pleasant surprise to the ‘80s fiend that I am, Morris Day and The Time performed their hit Jungle Love.

This was pretty cool until Rihanna joined them to perform her mega hit Umbrella.

She looked fantastic, but the song still does not do it for me. It was great to see The Time perform together again. One of the funny, but true, lines that I heard was What is the best thing about the 2008 Grammy Awards being over? You might never have to hear the song, Umbrella again. We can only hope.

Carrie Underwood performed her country smash Before He Cheats. Again, I am not a fan of country music, but Ms. Underwood looked beautiful as always. She was nominated for Song of the Year (which she lost to Winehouse), but won the Best Country Song award.

There was a performance by Kanye West. I am not a fan of Kanye, but he did have some cool glow in the dark sunglasses as you can see in the picture. Other than that, he also performed a second song dedicated to his mother who recently passed away.

Tom Hanks introduced a Beatles tribute which featured a performance from the show Love (which later won the award for Best Soundtrack) and the movie Across the Universe. The first was a strange interpretive dance from the Cirque du Soleil show that really was rather horrible to watch even though I am a huge Beatles fan. The second was a fantastic performance of Let it Be featuring a young boy by the name of Timothy Mitchum.

In one of the other highlights of the evening, Fergie performed a song accompanied by John Legend

on the piano. I have a link to this stunning performance here: Fergie and Legend duet.


If her singing on Big Girls Don't Cry does not already prove it, this performance really shows off what an amazing voice Fergie possesses. I also need to say that Fergie's Big Girls Don't Cry definitely deserved to win Best Female Pop Performance which was unfortunately won by Winehouse's Rehab

Also noteworthy was a tremendous performance of Proud Mary by Tina Turner joined by the amazing Beyoncé.

Turner is well renown for her high energy performances and the gorgeous Beyoncé complemented her extremely well. It was great to see how the show wove the stars of today with legends of the industry throughout the evening. However, this could have been effectively edited and trimmed down to at least thee hours.

If my biggest disappointment of the night was all of the awards given to Amy Winehouse, the biggest surprise had to be that Herbie Hancock actually stole the Album of the Year award. I don't think anyone was expecting this and, even if it may or may not been warranted, yet it was nice to see them honor diversity.

I was happy to see that Justin Timberlake's What Goes Around...Comes Aroundat least won for Best Male Pop Vocal Performance. I was also pleased to see Maroon 5 win for Best Pop Performance by a Duo or Group, though neither award was presented live during the televised portion of the show.

That puts a wrap on my Grammy recap. There were a couple fantastic performances, but even those were not all that truly memorable in the big scheme of things. At least - to my ears - I think we are in the midst of a music slump or recession, if you will. There are still some tremendous artists and songs, but unfortunately they are not always the ones getting all of the awards and airplay.

Thanks for reading Kickin' it Old School.

Please be sure to click on my tblog Archives to read any previous issues you may have missed.

If you like what you read, please subscribe and/or tell a friend or two. Peace and much love.

Quote of the day: Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory.-Sir Thomas Beecham

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No One by Alicia Keys - As mentioned above, this song from her recent album As I Am won for Best Female R&B Performance, but probably deserved to at least be nominated for more.

Monday, February 11, 2008

Macbook Air ™ Advertisement Introduces Yael Naim to the World

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In the past month, the Apple Computer advertisement for their new MacBook Air™ laptop computer has had people around the world asking about the infectious accompanying tune. The soundtrack for the commercial is the song New Soul by Israeli artist Yael NaĂŻm.

New Soul started as a track on NaĂŻm's self-titled sophomore release on the French label TĂ´t ou Tard. The song was released as a single in France in 2007 and, after significant radio support, it quickly rose to #1 on France's iTunes chart.

The success of New Soul on France's iTunes chart caught the attention of the ad agency putting together the MacBook Air™ campaign. Since the commercial's debut in January, New Soul has risen to #1 on the U.S. iTunes Top Songs chart and #2 on Canada's iTunes Top Songs chart. The song has also led to an astounding number of album downloads in North America.

Yael NaĂŻm was born in Paris, France but spent a large part of her childhood in Ramat Hacharon, a small town not far from Tel Aviv, Israel. She spent ten years in a music conservatory studying classical piano in hopes of one day and by the age of 12 (thanks to the influence of the Beatles and Joni Mitchell) helped her determine her musical direction

After playing a charity concert in 2000, Yael NaĂŻm recorded of her debut album In A Man's Womb. In 2004, she joined multi-instrumentalist, David Donatien and they formed her present day ‘group’.

Her latest album, self-titled Yael NaĂŻm, was recorded in her Paris apartment and features 13 songs including New Soul, and an unpredictable cover of Britney Spears' Toxic. This album is due to be released in Canada on Tuesday, February 26, 2008.

The Glim Project is back in Vancouver.

The Glim Project has a whack of touring under their belts and are back in Vancouver so write down this date on your calendar.

Saturday, February 16th

The Media Club
(Cambie and Georgia)

With: Prox

Burning Borders

The Glim Project will take the stage at 9:30 p.m.

Purchase your tickets in advance here.

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Sunday, February 10, 2008

Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. By Mike Gillis

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There's nothing like spending a Wednesday night at your local hole-in-the-wall watering hole, exercising (exorcising?) the old beer gland and soaking up some dirty ass rock & roll.

What a delightful midweek social activity.

That is unless, out of fucking nowhere, your hole-in-the-wall watering hole is hosting a Spoken Word Poetry Slam.

More specifically an 'open mic' Spoken Word Poetry Slam.

There's a reason people hide diaries under beds people.

And that reason is shame.

Teenage girls know this, why don't you?

I'm as open minded as the next guy. If you wanna yodel while wearing a tampon tophat and have cocaine for breakfast every morning, that's fine with me.

But I have to draw the line at Spoken Word Poetry Slams. Especially SWPS's that happen at bars.

Bars are for drinking and loud music. You ruined my bar. I'm sure you think you're 'expressing yourself' or 'making an artistic statement' or 'are a cool person completely in touch with reality' but the fact of the matter is that nobody, absolutely nobody, in the world, cares about poems about other people's feelings.

Arts/entertainment wise, standing on a stage reading a poem about your laminated scrapbook of melancholy is the zenith of laziness.

And anyone who claims they really 'got it' or 'were totally feeling it' are only doing so hoping that you'll maybe have sex with them later. Which is also a zenith of laziness, Albeit in a completely different field.

Unless you're a famous author, a science professor, a really hot chick or Batman, there's a 99.98% chance that no one will give a fuck.

"But they clapped afterwards."

Only to relieve the awkward silence.

And maybe pity.

Some people are nice.

Not me apparently.

I’d rather watch a Mime Show.

"But that mime wasn't expressing anything? He had no message, man."

Yeah, but did you see when he was trapped in that box? "But he got out of the box?"

I know! and did you see how windy it was up there? Maybe I'm being a bit of a philistine here.

Maybe I shouldn't knock it until I’ve tried it.

But if (IF) I ever attempted to walk through the Ring Of Fire that is spoken word, I'd at least have the sense to moxy it up a bit.

An interesting story!

Sunglasses!

Throw a few jump kicks in there!

Adjective solo!

"Now you're just trying to be offensive."

Yeah, well, you're a retard.

Thank you and goodnight.

Sheldon Brown By: Terry Lowe

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Sheldon Brown was an American iconoclast; a builder, inventor, and innovator; a prolific writer, devoted family man, and possessor of an encyclopedic knowledge of all aspects of the bicycle. There was probably nothing he did not know, and write, about bikes, and there definitely was not anything he could not fix.

His many web sites, linked together at sheldonbrown.com, are an unmatched resource of cycling knowledge, most (but by no means all) technical or historical. As he put it:

As a kid, I used to gather discarded bicycle parts and put together bikes to sell for pocket money. I have been tinkering with bicycles ever since, sometimes as a business, always as a hobby.

“Tinkering” was characteristically modest. Of dozens of bikes Sheldon owned, my favourite is found here. It is an early-1970s O.T.B. (“Only The Best,” a private label assembled in Boston by a very discriminating dealer), which Sheldon modified to have 63 speeds, three gear shifts, and an extra front brake lever, which makes for lots of cables. Here’s how you get 63 speeds on a bike: start with a Sturmey-Archer 7-speed internally geared hub, add seven sprockets to the same axle, and run that with the standard three chain ring arrangement at the pedals. 7 X 3 X 3 = 63.

His wife is a computer scientist, and Sheldon may well have been one of the world’s first bloggers. He first put his site up in 1997, and added to it continually thereafter. It grew to be so extensive that anyone with a technical question checked there first. In cycling forums, newbie questions were usually directed there with the initials AASHTA (“As always, Sheldon has the answer”).

Sheldon was diagnosed with MS in 2006, which affected his balance, and that meant he was unable to ride his bikes anymore. He enjoyed riding a recumbent trike for a while, but soon was unable to ride even that, and so zipped around on an electric scooter. He still personally answered hundreds of emails every day, happily sharing his knowledge, helping people find obscure bike parts, and so forth. He was taken by a massive heart attack on Feb 3, 2008, at the age of 63.

The response has been phenomenal. Impromptu web site memorials have sprung up (locally, see sheldonbrown.blogspot.com), there have been memorial rides across North America, and the obits and eulogies are everywhere. I found this, for example, on bikeportland.org:

I had the pleasure of meeting Sheldon many years ago while conducting research for Giant Bicycles. His basement headquarters was an Aladdin’s cave of obscure and hard-to-get gear, and Sheldon was a gentleman and a great host. We played a game for a couple hours with me trying to come up with really obscure components and him locating the said part. Sach’s Duopar long cage rear mech? Third row, bottom shelf on the right. French-threaded Stronglight alloy headset? Sixth row, second shelf down on the left and so on, until I ran out of ideas. I particularly remember him proudly showing us his 1910 track bike with wooden tubular rims, “for riding on dry days only,” he said. He will be greatly missed.

Sheldon’s presence - even though I only ever knew him through his web sites - was so life-affirming and his joie de vivre so irrepressible that it’s hard to think of him in the past tense. My little world will never seem quite the same without him.

Goodbye, Sheldon (sniff), I hope you get to fix the bikes in Heaven.


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The Greatest Song of All Time By Shane Christensen

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Recently I had compiled lists of my top ten rock albums and Canadian rock albums of all time, and had the thought of doing the same for the top songs of all time. This could appear to be an almost impossible task given the multitude of great work that has been produced throughout the rock era, and what made it harder for me was that my favourite song of all time is not even in the rock genre, but is actually a classical piece that most of us have heard in various films or television shows, ranging from Platoon to the Simpsons.

The life of the composer of the movement Adagio For Strings is just as incredible as the composition for which he is most famously known. For one, Samuel Barber might be described as a child musical prodigy since he had completed his first composition by the age of seven, and attempted to write his first opera when he was only ten years old. The young lad was worried about the effects of this obvious musical destiny on his beloved mother, and implored her in a letter not to worry, and don’t ask me to forget this unpleasant thing and go play football. One can only imagine how proud and touched she would have been to hear the absolute beauty of her son’s creative genius years down the road.

By the time he was in his late teens, he had already won an award from Columbia University for his Violin Sonata, so obviously this young man had truly exceptional musical talents. It was around this time that Samuel met Italian composer Gian Carlo Menotti at Philadelphia’s Curtis Institute of music, and the two men forged a musical and personal relationship that spanned over forty years, with their most notable musical collaborative work being the operas Vanessa and Antony and Cleopatra, although the latter work was one of his rare ‘failures’ as the opera was universally panned, although musically it was known as some of his finest work.

He composed Adagio For Strings when he was 28, and there’s a story regarding the composition that I found interesting, and which speaks volumes about the song’s incredible effect on the listener. Barber had sent Adagio to the noted Italian conductor Arturo Toscanini, who subsequently sent it back to him without commenting on the piece. Although this was interpreted as a slight and annoyed Barber immensely, in reality Toscanini was so impressed with the work that he memorized the entire piece and did not have to look at the written music until the day before he premiered it with the NBC Symphony Orchestra for a radio broadcast on November 5, 1938. This version is so impressive that it was selected for permanent preservation in the Library Of Congress’s National Recording Registry in 2005.

This composition, which has been described as both simple and beautiful by notables such as Toscanini, evokes a response from listeners that most works from any musical genre seldom achieve. It’s no surprise that it was chosen to be played live at a ceremony at Ground Zero in New York City to commemorate the victims of the 9/11 terrorist attacks, as there is no other song in existence that stirs the emotional senses in the way this masterpiece does.

Incidentally, it was voted the saddest classical piece ever by the listeners of the BBC’s Today programme and has been one of the top selling classical downloads on iTunes. It has been included in at least eight Hollywood films including Lorenzo’s Oil, The Elephant Man, and the earlier mentioned Platoon, and is used recurrently on the Simpsons, which guarantees that a whole new generation will be exposed to this extraordinary musical work.

As a lifelong lover of music, I hold a deep reverence for those artists that have been blessed with the ability to create the extraordinary, and there is no doubt that Samuel Barber achieved this with his splendid composition Adagio For Strings, my choice for the greatest ‘song’ of all time.

Top Five Shoe Trendmakers By Lisa Brown

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Many women are in love with their shoes, and I'm no exception. With a collection of 300+ at last count, finding the perfect pair of shoes is a borderline obsession for me. Shoes are the ultimate accessory. A woman may be able to leave the house with just a credit card in her pocket, but she almost never makes a run to the store without her shoes. But what determines whether I'm going to wear my patent leather pumps or my open toed sandals? The truth is, a handful of trendmakers and legendary shoemakers influence most people's decisions. Here are my top five picks for shoe legend-makers.

Sarah Jessica Parker -

Although she has never made a pair of shoes (to the best of my knowledge), she has had more influence on shoes’ popularity than anyone else in recent memory. Although Manolo Blahnik and Christian Louboutin made the shoes, Sarah Jessica Parker's character, Carrie, in Sex and the City made them famous. These shoe designers were popular among stars before the show, but their shoes soon became part of the average woman’s vocabulary because of this show.

David Evins - If there is a shoe hall of fame, David Evins has a whole wing of the hall to himself. Evins has been called the inventor of the pump. For that alone, he's got a guaranteed spot on my list.

Terry de Havilland - Terry de Havilland makes some of the wildest, most impossible shoes ever seen. Some of these include impossibly tall platforms, and shoes that have tripped models on the runway. But despite this somewhat sadistic description, he's one of today’s most interesting designers. I had the luck to see him in a store several years ago, while visiting London, but I didn't have the courage to speak to him. I think I would have been less nervous about seeing the Queen! (After all, I've never lusted after any of Her Majesty's hats, but I'd kill for one pair of Terry de Havilland's shoes.)

Salvatore Ferragamo - Ferragamo is one of the best designers ever. One well known story about him is that he noticed that women would buy his shoes, but complain about how much they hurt.

In order to make his shoe designs more comfortable, he actually studied anatomy. For all the women who have ever worn an uncomfortable pair of shoes, this is definitely an appreciated development.

United Nude - United Nude is my own personal favourite shoe store. Their designs are unlike anything else available. The shoes were co-designed by an architect and shoemaker, and the designs have a very architectural nature. With shoes that appear to float in mid-air and some which wrap around themselves, United Nude offers unique shoes that will definitely influence the future of footwear. Of all the pairs of shoes in my closet, these are the most treasured.

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Augusten Burroughs' Collection of Short Stories Possible Side Effects By Lezah Williamson

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I've been on an Augusten Burroughs kick lately. I had read Dry a couple of years ago, and really liked it, but it wasn't until this Christmas that I finally got my hands on his better known work, Running With Scissors. While Running With Scissors grew on me as I read, I preferred Dry. I ended up seeing the film version of Running With Scissors this weekend, and it did not live up to the book, in spite of an all-star cast.

The one book, however, that has been languishing on my night stand since Christmas, is Possible Side Effects, a collection of short stories by Burroughs. Now, I'm not the biggest fan of short stories to begin with, and the book did nothing to change that notion. Sadly, I read a few stories and put it down, only to forget about it. This weekend, however, I finally made it through my Christmas reading and ran out of things I wanted to read. So Possible Side Effects was next on my list.

Well, for the first half of the book it was more of the same, short stories of such varying quality that it made me question whether they'd actually have been published if Burroughs wasn't so much the flavour of the moment.

But then I came across one short story called Locked Out that made the book worthwhile. Burroughs outlines an incident in which he locks himself out of his apartment. This is at a time when he is about 30 years of age, is still working in advertising, and has fallen off the wagon after a stint in rehab. His apartment is a mess, of the 'call the Hazmat team' variety. He is sobered up, literally and figuratively, when the locksmith gains access to his apartment and sees the squalor in which he lives.

Burroughs sits down and starts to write. In seven days, he not only dries himself out, but he writes the first draft of his novel, Sellevision.

A writer is born.

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R.O.C.K. in the A.C.C. By: Shane Christensen Tom Cochrane, John Mellencamp

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To say I was excited about the Tom Cochrane/John Mellencamp show at the Air Canada Centre in Toronto would be a big understatement. I’ve been a huge fan of both these guys for at least twenty-five years now, and I knew that it would be one of the best concerts I would ever have the privilege of attending.

To make things even more enticing, the seats I’d ordered online ended up being the best I’ve ever had for any large venue show, and I wouldn’t appreciate how good they were until we actually sat down in them and felt the adrenaline pumping.

Mind you, that could have had a bit to do with the fact we even MADE it to the show in the first place, because all of Southern Ontario had been weathering a severe snow storm for at least twenty-four hours. Then we heard through a friend that a concert had been cancelled, and didn’t know until twenty minutes later it wasn’t ours. Whew! That was a close call.

It wasn’t until we were walking from our parking space to the venue that I realized a few things. Number one is that I can’t remember ever going to a concert during a blizzard. Two is that we can get an awful lot of snow in Toronto, and in a short period of time. And last but not least, this snow does absolutely nothing to stop people from going to major sporting and/or entertainment events because we Canadians (ahem, Central Canadians) are a very hardy and slightly strange breed of animal. And both Tom and John would mention that a number of times during the night, to the crowds obvious delight.

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As the opening sounds of Ken Greer’s pedal steel guitar eerily filled the arena, the crowd (at least those that had made it on time) stood on their feet and gave Red Rider a thunderous hometown welcome. Human Race was a perfect start to the evening, because it was one of those strange nights all around, mostly due to the terrible conditions outside.

As Tom was introducing the second song, he made his comment about how hardy we were for actually showing up at all, and then the band broke into another early hit, Lunatic Fringe, which was also well received by an audience that was overwhelmingly baby boomers.

The opening songs would be followed by eight more classics including his biggest hits Life Is A Highway, Big League, No Regrets, and the band’s first hit, White Hot. The energy level during the playing of these crowd pleasers was phenomenal, and we had already forgotten about the mess outside.

But for some strange reason, both Tom Cochrane, and later John Mellencamp, decided to have a bit of the campfire sing-a-long kind of thing, and it sucked the energy right out of the storm battered crowd that was still pouring in an hour after the show started. One of my favourite tunes from Cochrane has always been The Untouchable One, but I like to hear it the way it was originally recorded. A fast-driving Beatlesque rocker. The version he played live included Greer on pedal steel, piano, and guitar, and himself on acoustic, and it didn’t do it for me as I felt it was lacking the intensity of the original version.

The song Good Times followed, and it was more conducive to that type of vibe as it was an acoustic tune originally, but Tom kept it going a bit too long as he insisted on getting the entire crowd to sing the chorus for a minute or two. By the time the band starting rocking again with No Regrets, Life Is A Highway, and the amazing encore (extended rendition) of Boy Inside The Man, the whole crowd was dancing and singing; because they wanted to. They didn’t have to be coaxed or prodded, and the energy level and crowd interaction was natural and sincere. Tom Cochrane and Red Rider are still a great band and live show, but if I could make a respectful suggestion as a music FAN, it would be to forget the acoustic set as all it does is deflate the crowd’s enthusiasm and give us an excuse to run to the washroom and pick up a couple more beers. Yeah, yeah. I know! Drinking while doing a review! Believe me, if any of you Westerners were here for this show, you’d still be drinking you’d be so traumatized by the wintry conditions.

John Mellencamp opened up his show perfectly, playing everyone’s personal favourite (judging by the reaction), as the opening guitar strums of Pink Houses sent the entire crowd to its’ feet. Talk about a natural and sincere interaction, as the whole building resonated with the voices of thousands singing Ain’t That America. And we didn’t have to be coaxed or directed to do it! All you bands and entertainers out there, take a note of that because it’s not just this guy who feels that way, believe me. And I’ll expand on that a bit later.

Johnny is a real showman who loves to joke and “chat” with the crowd, and he frequently speckles his talks with a lot of words you can’t say on television, or in the company of minors. But as I said earlier, that wouldn’t be a cause for concern here as it was by far the “oldest” crowd I’d ever seen at any concert I’ve been to in my life. And even Mellencamp addressed that as he asked if any of the audience was under thirty, and a huge roar went up. I think most people misheard and thought he said over thirty, because I only spotted a handful of whipper snappers in the building and they worked the concession stands.

Like Cochrane before him, Mellencamp decided that after playing his first five “lively” tunes, he too would give the band a break and perform a three song acoustic set that had the same effect on the crowd. A lot of us went to the washroom and picked up some more “refreshments”. Hey, I wasn’t driving! Plus if I’m going to sit through a camp fire sing-a-long, I’m gonna need some alcohol, believe me.

So just as I was zoning out and contemplating our treacherous journey home through the ice and the snow, the guitar intro to Rain On The Scarecrow rang out and we were all back on our feet again and reenergized as if we had fallen into a life-restoring oasis. That was followed by another band effort which (the title escapes me) was also a rocker that I'd never heard before, and then for some strange reason he went back to the acoustic format for a couple of tunes that were not well received by the crowd at all. It also didn’t help that John can get a wee bit preachy and even political at times, and his “discussion” about the Jenna 6 incident in the Southern U.S. received an indifferent reaction from the crowd that really just showed up to rock, especially considering how hard it was to get there. We all just wanted to have some fun John, and I know most of the crowd felt that the politics could have waited for a better time and a more appropriate place. Just ask Bono and he’ll vouch for it … even your hardcore fan base can erode real quickly if you spend too much time preaching/ranting, and not enough time doing what the people paid for you to do. Sing!

And the proof is in the pudding so to speak, ‘cause as soon as he returned to his rockin’ ways with Human Wheels, the reaction was instantaneous and profound as the whole crowd was up dancing and singing. Again!

He followed that with four songs that were absolutely incredible and full of all the energy you want and expect from a guy like Mellencamp. R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A., Crumblin’ Down, Jack and Diane, and the encore Authority Song had all of us dancing and singing, and sufficiently warmed up to leave the arena to march and slog our ways back to our buried cars for the treacherous drive home.

And I think that in many ways the severe weather can affect your mood so that all you want to do is have some fun and rock your brains out, so that you can escape from the reality of living in a part of the country that actually experiences these severe storms.

And having an early February campfire sing-a-long just doesn’t work for either the artist or the crowd they’re trying to entertain. Because in both these cases I would rate the “rock” part of the evening as absolutely perfect, and the acoustic sets as absolutely awful.

And I feel terrible for saying that because I respect and admire both of these acts immensely. But I also feel that as a paying member of the audience that drove through the conditions we did, the least any artist can do is give the people want they want. And it was clearly obvious that the crowd at the Air Canada Centre on Tuesday, February 6 just wanted to R.O.C.K. in the A.C.C.

If I was to rate both acts, I would give them a five out of five for the rock sets, and a one out of 5 for the acoustic sets that only served to deflate an otherwise energetic and entertaining set list. And that’s too bad, because they’re both extremely talented entertainers that should be experienced enough to know what works and what doesn’t.

Besides, if I want to spend my time drinking and using the washrooms at the ACC, I’ll just go to a hockey game where that’s about the most excitement you can possibly get lately. Ouch!!!

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Thursday, February 07, 2008

Seether and Three Days Grace at the Commodore By: Christine Albrecht

Econoline Crush, Seether, and Three Days Grace at the Commodore
Vancouver February 1, 2008 Sold Out

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Thanks to Lisa and Jared from Wind Up Records, Swanktrendz was couriered tickets for Vancouver’s sold-out Econoline Crush, Seether and Three Days Grace show on February 1st.

I arrived at the Commodore Ballroom just after Econoline Crush’s set ended. (Sorry E.C. this was not a planned boycott, but an overlooked time schedule made by yours truly...)

The Commodore Ballroom’s venue was promptly sold-out and thus, jam-packed. (The venue was sold-out for both Feb 1st & Feb 2nd.) As for the crowd... well, they were an article in itself.

Crowd Observances: the ratio of male to female was 3:1 (which generally bodes well for bands’ staying power as Lezah and I have observed.) This crowd was definitely your beer-swigging, jeans and a t-shirt (no stylin’ punks here) manly-men. However, it was these men's unabashed appreciation for the performers that grabbed my attention.

I have attended hundreds of concerts. Prior to writing, I generally look for something out of the ordinary before tackling my review (to give it a more personal approach). For this concert, the out-of-the-ordinary observation was handed to me on a platter.

I have never (emphasis on never) seen an audience so appreciative of, and vocally involved with, as I did with Seether's’ and Three Days Grace’s audience.

This audience sang along, loudly - albeit not badly - to all of the songs up until the last dying chords of Three Days Grace’s set. The audience sang loud (and clear enough that both Shaun from Seether, and Adam from 3DG, often didn’t have to sing entire verses during their songs.)

It was incredible, and I felt I was privy to a male-bonding workshop (anticipating the group to break out in Kumbayah at any given moment.)

In watching how uninhibited these fellows were while belting out lyrics, it was obvious that the fans had connected with the bands, and their lyrics, on a more meaningful level. The songs meant something in the audiences singers’ lives.

Perhaps it was the intimate environment of The Commodore that allowed the fans to fervently get caught up in the music? I wish another concert go'er would step forward and confirm my observations, as I am beginning to question what I saw.

When Seether stepped onto the stage, Shaun Morgan’s voice sounded clear and controlled. Earlier, I had been listening to Vancouver’s radio station, The Fox and Shaun Morgan was a guest, singing an acoustic selection. After noting how good his voice sounded on radio, I was relieved to discover it sounded twice as good, live.

As I have mentioned before, I am a lyricist and anyone who write lyrics like:

Before you hedge those bets you placed against me


Be reticent of fortunes they foretell


Your verbal defecation i can't wash away despite myself


Your vanity, it seems, has served you well

deserves our appreciation. Perhaps the sombreness of Shaun Morgan’s lyrics explain Shaun as a performer.

Tried (with difficulty) to get a picture of drummer, John Humphrey after giving of his time when interviewed by Shane Christensen of Swanktrendz

As a frontman, Shaun appears embarrassed almost apologetic within his starring role. He is obviously comfortable enough to write and arrange the music; just not to deliver it. I haven’t any idea as to the size of Shaun’s performer’s ego, but after watching him perform, I’d venture out onto a quasi psychological limb and state he doesn’t believe he’s deserving of the crowd’s adoration.

Also, Shaun is as stingy with his smiles as Kurt Cobain was back in the day. The tortured/ artist persona was making me feel uncomfortable and I am sure both I and Shaun relaxed when Shaun invited Barry and Adam from Threes Days Grace to accompany him singing Broken.

When Seether concluded their set, I was reminded of the entire Peal Jam and Nirvana Seattle vibe. Seether would have been right at home in 1992. Nonetheless, Seether gave us a terrific, yet physically subdued set.

Three Days Grace bounded onto the stage, full of energy and humour, and the ‘Kumbayah Crowd’ eagerly picked up their singing pace. 3DG launched into hit after hit, working the fans into frenzied ecstasy.

Between the audience vocal participation, the endless spring bouncing/pogo'ing on the Commodore’s renowned dance floor, and beer being spilled on us left and right, Kristen Kyd (my every alert photographer) and I left bouncing, laughing, singing and reeking of beer into the night. We left hot, sweaty and content - it felt as though this had been a private performance given at a local basement party.

Great concert.

Sunday, February 03, 2008

Washington Avenue Grill By: Lezah Williamson

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I went out last night with a couple of friends to the Washington Avenue Grill in White Rock. It was kind of a special occasion - one of my friends is moving away, so a farewell dinner of sorts. She's a White Rock native, so we left the choosing of the venue up to her. She couldn't have made a better choice.

The Washington Avenue Grill is on the far east end of White Rock beach. This a a good thing for a number of reasons: easy access to the freeway; free parking; its situated right in Semiahmoo Park, right across the water from the twinkling lights of Blaine. And if that's not enough, the restaurant is situated in the top floor of a 1913 heritage building with tons and tons of character. Our table was out on the enclosed patio, which in turn is draped in muslin. It gives on the feel of eating in one of those fabulously fancy but extremely temporary enclosures that top chefs like Jamie Oliver might throw up in the middle of a field in order to showcase some of his protégés.

The food was fantastic, too. I started with a Prawn, Scallop and Goat Cheese salad with spinach, strawberries and a red wine shallot vinaigrette. Next I chose, from the small plates menu, the Maui Flatiron steak with julienned pomme frites. The salad was great and I loved the steak - it was superb. The pomme frites, I felt, were perhaps julienned a little too small - or else cooked a little too long. But they weren't too bad. To finish, we shared a chocolate fondue that had a variety of pastries for dipping, as well a sliced bananas and strawberries. It was sublime. Altogether, it was a fantastic meal, and the setting was lovely.

I highly recommend it.

Saturday, February 02, 2008

Toronto Needs a Miracle (Toronto's Year of the Gun?) By: Shane Christensen

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The year 2005 is remembered as Toronto’s Year of the Gun, thanks to the high number of homicides (78) and injuries that resulted from random gunfire. And as a final despicable act to rub salt in the wound of an embattled city, a beautiful young girl named Jane Creba was shot and killed while out shopping with her mom across from the Eaton’s Centre on Boxing Day. That story was on the front pages of every notable newspaper across the province and was the major story on all news broadcasts for days, if not weeks. The young victim’s name is a household word in Toronto and most of the country, and her face is now one of the most recognizable out of the millions who live in the Greater Toronto Area.

That senseless crime brought an outpouring of shock, grief, and anger, which culminated in the media demanding that something “had to be done”. But sadly, apart from the usual media ‘routine’ that follows one of these senseless acts, nothing of any substantive level IS being done. Because in the year 2007, there were actually more homicides (82) than in the ‘year of the gun’, and 2008 is already starting out in a similar manner as two innocent bystanders have been gunned down in the last couple of weeks.

The latest victim, 47-year-old Hou Chang Mao, was an immigrant from China who had worked ridiculously long hours at minimum wage, so that he could bring his wife to Canada to join him and their son and daughter in their adopted homeland; until he was killed while stocking an orange cart at the market where he worked. He was in the wrong place, at the wrong time, as rival gang bangers opened fire at each other.

The first victim of gunfire in 2008, 42-year-old John O’Keefe, died a week earlier while innocently passing a strip club on Yonge Street, which is arguably Canada’s busiest thoroughfare of pedestrian and vehicular activity, and is now getting the reputation of being one of the most dangerous spots for people in Toronto. He was at the wrong place at the wrong time as gang bangers tried to take out the bouncer of the club, but missed.

There are a number of other gun-related crimes that have evoked media and civic cries for something to be done. Rachel Alleyne was a 30-year-old mother of a 2-year-old boy, and she was cut down by gang bangers who crashed the housing complex where she was attending a child’s backyard birthday party on a summer afternoon.

Ephraim Brown was only 11 years old when he was cut down in a hauntingly similar fashion as he was atop a fence at a birthday party as gang bangers opened fire at each other in late 2007. The list could go on and on, and includes victims of all creeds and ethnicity, in a city that is known as possibly the most diverse in the entire world. The one constant is that all of these victims were in the wrong place and at the wrong time, so they needlessly lost their lives.

So what is the answer to reducing this problem that plagues Toronto and other large cities across North America and even the world for that matter? In a word, MIRACLE!

That’s right: We need a miracle. But not the biblical miracle of old when the seas parted or hordes of locusts rained down from the sky. I’m talking about a tried and proven method of dealing with the gangs that was initiated by the Boston Police and various community agencies, and which has been so successful that it is now heralded as the Boston Miracle.

This miracle was actually a multi-pronged, anti-gang initiative known as Operation Cease Fire that was launched in 1996, and worked first of all by addressing the root cause of the overall problem, which was primarily the easy availability of guns to these gangs. By aggressively tackling the supply problem by using community ‘intel,’ gangs could no longer arm themselves as quickly and readily as they did before the initiative. The crucial ingredient of this process is that the community, which for years was silent due to fear of reprisal, now actively worked with law enforcement to weed out the gun-runners and gang bangers who terrorized the entire community. So the bad guys no longer enjoyed the safe haven they had grown accustomed to for years and were now faced with the realization that both gang membership and any related activity had severe consequences for them.

A separate but equally important phase of the initiative relied on addressing “at risk” youth in the community, so that the police and social service agencies could “get to them” before the gangs did, and offer them necessities and other support (education, mentoring) to show them that there were other options available than being a gang member. Many of these “kids” came from either single or no-parent environments, and lacked a support structure of any kind. Community pastors and elders worked cohesively to fill this void to try to steer the youth in the proper direction.

The end result was a 70 per cent drop in firearms-related homicides and assaults in the first two years, which leaves no doubt at all that the model used in Boston should become a worldwide means of dealing with an issue in a pro-active and preventive manner to reduce this scourge that is prevalent in many of the globe’s major cities. In fact, jurisdictions as far away as Manchester, England are borrowing these same ideas and strategies as they try to wrestle their gang problems into submission, just as Boston has so impressively done.

So for those who think that it’s impossible to achieve any substantial headway against this modern urban dilemma, we now know that with the necessary funding, strategies, community involvement, and co-operative teamwork between various agencies, this problem can be greatly minimized so that everyday citizens can go to a birthday party and not worry about being killed. The city of Boston and its various agencies have proven this, beyond a doubt. Canada’s largest city and other equally affected urban centres such as Vancouver, should follow suit and do everything in their powers to duplicate this great success and achievement.

We owe this not only to the Jane Crebas and Rachel Alleynes of this world, but also to their loved ones who have to deal with their loss on a daily basis, and relive it every time another innocent is cut down in a senseless act of violence.

Because whether it’s on Yonge Street in the middle of a busy shopping day, or at a neighbourhood birthday party for a young child, no one should ever have to worry about being another statistic in Toronto’s continuing saga of the year of the gun.

Whistler By: Lezah Williamson

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Whistler, BC - the place to see and be seen, and ski and be skiin' (sorry for that horrible pun - I couldn't resist!).

Anyway, I was up at Whistler on the weekend and had a great time. I hadn't been skiing for a couple of years, but was glad that I chose Whistler.

If you love skiing, Whistler is the place to go. It has, in the past, hosted World Cup skiing events, and in 2010 will be the site of the Winter Olympics.

You can drive right into the village, or take a train from downtown Vancouver - all in less than two hours. The scenery on the way up in breathtaking, and once you get there, the village itself is world class. There are great hotels and restaurants, and lots of shopping.

In 1992, Snow Country magazine voted Whistler as the #1 resort on the continent. Ever since, celebrities have made it their fave hang out.

But the skiing is why we're all there, ultimately, and here is what you get:

there are two mountains that you can access directly from the village, Whistler and Blackcombe.

Whistler has 16 lifts, while Blackcombe boasts 17.

Both have over 100 runs, some as long as 11 km. (7 miles).

It was snowing while we were there, and the forecast is for more snow.

The ski season at Whistler easily lasts into March, and

if you have some extra cash burning a hole in your pocket, you can go heliskiing even later in the spring.

Check it out!

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Sylvia's Story By: Shane Christensen A Story of Inspiration

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There is a story circulating through various media lately that is such an inspiration that I'm sure a movie will be made to chronicle this incredible tale of human struggle and eventual triumph over adversity.

Sylvia Harris is a 40 year old African American jockey, who won her first race in December 2007. That is a rare feat in itself, but what makes this story truly remarkable is the journey along the way to realizing this achievement.

For starters, Sylvia was diagnosed as being bipolar at the age of 19, and her once stable life started to unravel shortly afterwards. Her condition would plague her throughout much of her adult life, and was debilitating to the point that she could not even care for her three children, resulting in her periodically losing custody. Occasionally she was hospitalized due to her condition, with various periods of stability following her psychotic or depressive episodes.

Obviously holding a job was difficult at best and impossible most of the time, and she ended up on welfare trying to support 3 kids as a single mom. As a final test of her will and spirit, she ended up homeless in 1999 and living in her car for a couple of months, relying on soup kitchens in order to stay alive. By this time she had given up custody of her children due to her condition, so she was completely alone and estranged from all her family as she struggled to survive.

Fortunately for her, life would turn around slowly, but she was still faced with many roadblocks and seemingly impossible odds of surviving, never mind succeeding in realizing her dream. When she was given an opportunity to work at a stable at the age of 35, she informed the owner of her desire to race. This gentleman and his wife took a chance on Sylvia and provided her the opportunity, but shortly thereafter both he and his wife passed away and the farm was shut down.

Following that setback, Sylvia ended up moving around various locations in the U.S., living wherever there was an opportunity for her to work with horses. She was fired after 3 days at one stable for not working fast enough, and laughed to herself at thinking that she was not even good enough to shovel horse manure.

But she struggled on and continued working odd jobs and travelling to where there was work, and even looked at coming to Canada for an opportunity to ride. As was typical in her unforgiving life, she encountered a roadblock due to paperwork not being filed and was turned back at the border.

A series of events led her to an opportunity to ride in Chicago on a horse that no other jockey wanted due to its arthritic knees, and this would prove to be the turning point in her riding career and life. Wildwood Pegasus would place third in the first race they ran, but ended up winning his next two after that, allowing Sylvia to realize a lifelong dream.

She is now in a place that at times seemed an impossibility, and a number of media outlets including the New York Times have run articles chronicling her incredible story, which is great to see.

Because Sylvia Harris is an inspiration and testament to the human spirit, and a person we can all be proud of, regardless of our race or gender. I cannot wait to see the movie!

Monday, January 28, 2008

James Howard Kunstler’s Long Emergency By: Terry Lowe

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James Howard Kunstler is an American writer currently employed by Rolling Stone magazine. He is the author of The Geography of Nowhere (which we reviewed here), The Long Emergency, among others. He was in town recently as a visiting Fellow of Simon Fraser University, and gave a presentation the other night. I went along to see what he has been thinking about lately.

As far as Kunstler is concerned, the building of North American suburbia was a fifty-year-long experiment that has failed because shortages of oil in the near future will quickly render them unworkable. This failure will have profound effects on the way North American society is organized, and how it should approach its future.

He stated that the world’s oil supply peaked around 1999/2000, and has been declining since. He had facts and figures (duly shown), and the US Department of Energy agrees. The USA currently uses 20 million barrels of oil every day, and this oil (by 2020 or so) will no longer be available. We’d better start thinking about what to do about that, and soon.

That I knew already; please tell me more. Okay, here’s more:

The circumstances of the Long Emergency will require us to downscale and rescale virtually everything we do and how we do it, from the kind of communities we physically inhabit to the way we grow our food to the way we work and trade the products of our work. Anything organized on the large scale, whether it is government or a corporate business enterprise such as Wal-Mart, will wither as the cheap energy props that support bigness fall away. The turbulence of the Long Emergency will produce a lot of economic losers, and many of these will be members of an angry and aggrieved former middle class.

There is No More Oil, and the Earth is not making any more. It has more urgent things to do as it tries to cope with climate change.

Kunstler did not touch on climate change, referring instead to Al Gore’s well-known work on the topic. He did, though, list a few other predictions:

As oil becomes increasingly unavailable, 30-mile commutes also become undoable. Forget living in the ’burbs and driving off to work each day: it’ll soon cost you $100 in gas each way, and become impossible thereafter.

As sub-prime mortgages continue to collapse, a suburban home will decrease in value, until it becomes a liability. This is now happening all over the USA, in places that were believed to be recession-proof as little as two years ago.

Truckloads of produce from California will not appear in your grocery stores anymore, nor will truckloads of meat from Alberta or Montana. What will you eat? And where will it come from?

Likewise, similar loads (either by truck or by ship) of cheap stuff from China will no longer be delivered to the nation’s shopping malls. What is going to replace that? Will the exurban shopping mall survive?

He spoke about the important need to rebuild (in the USA, at least) a rail system that was pretty much abandoned in the 1950s when interstate highways were built. “The infrastructure’s still there,” he said, “out rusting in the rain.”

His most interesting idea was the simultaneous need to rebuild the also largely abandoned system of inland waterways. He comes from the Hudson River Valley in New York, and has seen entire towns closed down when the shipping business transferred to trucks on the Interstates, and the local factories and mills shut down in favour of cheap stuff from China.

His main idea is that we should go back to doing things the way they were done 60 years ago, before urban landscapes were defined by freeways and commuter traffic reports on the radio. Instead think of a landscape consisting more of farms and cottage industries, connected by rail and, where possible, canals. He thinks that cities would thus be more liveable (without endless suburbs), we’d eat better, and the economy would be healthier and more realistic. It’s a simplistic idea, but I think he finds it attractive (as do I).

Our lives will become profoundly and intensely local. Daily life will be far less about mobility and much more about staying where you are.

Is it possible?

I think it is, given political will and the benefits of selected bits of modern technology. Some Northern European countries are already setting examples. Then too, I’ve also heard people claim that if we could just capture a small percentage of the energy given to us for free every day by the sun, we’d have plenty of energy. Could that be done in 10 years? Probably not. Could it be done in 20 or 25 years? Probably.

Mr. Kunstler is a practiced and engaging speaker. Rather funny, too, referring to suburbs as “asteroid belts,” and saying things like “America today has a railroad system that the Bulgarians would be ashamed of.” What he says is well worth thinking about and, I think, only slightly exaggerated.



Lawsuit Pending: By Mike Gillis

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Warning labels.

Promoting safety? Not so much.

Protecting massive companies from getting sued by opportunistic morons?

Bingo.

Or maybe, just maybe, people really are that stupid.

That sticker on your lawnmower that tells you not to put your hand on the spinning blade may seem kind of unnecessary. but perhaps people are practising this. Why? Who knows. They're idiots. And idiots are unpredictable.

You know when you buy new sneakers and there's that little packet of silica gel that says 'do not eat'? If it didn't say that, would you be inclined to actually try some silica gel? "Hey! my new Pro Keds came with this weird packet of granulated chemicals. I should probably eat some."

Me no think so, Tim.

But maybe it's these very warnings that are encouraging people to risk personal health and safety for that sweet sweet negligence claim.

Maybe it's human nature (or at least moron nature) to do exactly what we're told not to.

For example: let's say a bottle of window cleaner came with a warning that states 'not for use on babies'. I'd say it's only a matter of weeks before some yokel brings his or her crying but gleaming infant into the emergency ward wondering what possibly could've gone wrong.

People should know better.

Fact! People do not know better.

A bottle of motor oil that says 'poisonous. Flammable. Delicious?'.

Well... maybe it is, you know?

Only one way to find out.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go stare at the sun through a telescope while aiming fireworks at my face until those cans of forks are done in the microwave.

The Trials and Tribulations of Professor Jump Kick By: Mike Gillis

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Here is a brief list of the various Special Powers I have accumulated over the years:

- ability to erase memories (unfortunately this only works on myself and only when alcohol is present)

- unlimited jump kicks

- ability to smoke a cigarette while playing Nintendo and still win

- impervious to: alarm clocks, hot sauce, French

- ability to soar horizontally through the air (only for short bursts and without the ability to land)

- unlimited Simpson's references

- conjure invisible air guitar

- can hide a Canadian quarter in my right nostril

- third degree black belt in making girls feel weird

- ability to drop a "That's what she said" after absolutely any statement made about anything at any time

- advanced barbecue wizardry

- conjure awkward silence

- inability to perform reverse psychology

- spontaneous uncontrollable sneeze attacks

Saturday, January 19, 2008

A Skin Cream That Works! No. 7 Restore and Renew By Lezah Williamson

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It was back in about October that I read a bunch of articles about this new miraculous anti-wrinkle cream that was being sold at Boots Pharmacy in Britain. Now, in case you're not familiar with Boots, its not a high end place - in fact, it's pretty run of the mill. But apparently there had been a big (and, more importantly, independent!) BBC documentary on Boots' No. 7 Restore & Renew Night Cream. It was said that the cream was an anti-wrinkle miracle salve.

This started what amounted to almost a firestorm - Boots in Britain had a hard time keeping the product on the shelves, it was selling out so fast, and when the announcement was made in Canada that Shopper's Drug Mart would soon be importing this new product, they very quickly had long waiting lists for the new product, months before it actually arrived in the country.

I don't have too many wrinkles, fortunately - thank God for good genes! But I decided to try this new cream out.

I put my name on the waiting list and spent more than a month waiting until I got the call.

Within a week, I was startled to notice results. I tend to be very skeptical about things like this, and so when I did notice the results, to say I was floored would have been an understatement. Especially since the results were not necessarily the ones that were touted by the various articles I had read. You see, as I mentioned previously, I'm not all that wrinkly (yet!) so cannot honestly say that the cream changed my skin in any way, wrinkle-wise. Where I did notice a difference, however, was in pore size.

Sadly, although I have been blessed with few wrinkles, the cross I have to bear is large pores. No. 7 Restore & Renew actually reduced the size of the pores significantly - most noticeably on my cheeks, oddly enough. I don't know that I can say the same for the pores on my nose (too much information, perhaps?).

The container I bought was supposed to be one month's worth; in fact, it lasted for more than two months. Perhaps I should have put more product on, but I didn't feel the need. Maybe if I had, I would have noticed even more of a difference.

So, for those skeptics out there: it works.

Shopping at the I and F By Lezah Williamson

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I don't usually frequent chain stores in malls, so when I HAD to go to the mall at Christmas time, I turned my nose up at the latest store that had landed there.

However, once the hustle and bustle of Christmas had died down, we returned to the mall to make some exchanges, and I took a moment to look at the latest retailer to grace Willowbrook Mall, I & F. The window display didn't thrill me, but the displays just inside the store were fantastic. I was drawn in.

Wandering around the store, which features both men's and women's fashions, I saw many items that struck my fancy. I usually hate trying on clothes, opting instead to make an educated guess and just buy - but here I tried on, since the items were so 'fashion forward' that I had no reference point for fit.

As it turned out, I ended up buying a few items. They were all very reasonably priced - around the H & M price point - and everything I bought was by Isaac Mizrahi.

Which got me thinking... maybe this was his store?

I did a bit of research, and learned that in the States, Mizrahi does a line for Target. He was somewhat shunned by the fashion community for this move (apparently), but now more designers are following his lead...

Anyway, if you are in the Langley area, check out I & F. Great clothes at great prices - what more could you ask for?

Thursday, January 17, 2008

SEX!!! By: Shane Christensen

Article Contains Graphic Sexual Content

AHA!!! Gotcha! You just proved a point that we’ve all known since time began. Nothing grabs peoples’ attention like the topic of SEX does. All you have to do is look around anywhere, and there is no escaping the constant barrage of media images that have some type of sex theme to them. Because it’s no secret that sex sells.

This article is actually my attempt to prove this, because I’m sure that by the end of the month, I’ll have my editor emailing me the site stats and this one will place in the top read articles list, simply because the title grabs peoples’ attention like nothing else. And if it doesn’t, I guess have some ‘splaining to do.

But enough of all that, as the real purpose of this article is to highlight a lady that has dedicated her professional life to the topic of sex and all it encompasses. No, it’s not a madam or lady of the night. I’m referring to , a registered nurse and of some 30 odd years, who has written 3 books on the topic as well as hosting a very popular radio sex show, and also a TV show that is aired here in Canada, and another one in the U.S.



This gal has even been a repeat fixture on Lettermen, and can brag that she’s one of the few people that has no problem at all getting Dave to blush.

And the reason for this is that Sue is a sweet looking older woman who reminds you of your mother or grandmother, depending on your age. And we don’t necessarily like to think of mom or grandma having ANYTHING at all to do with sex. But in Ms. Johansen’s case, she has created a virtual industry over the many years (decades) of providing a service that is obviously very much in demand, and of great interest to so many of us. In fact, Sue has been so successful, she actually received the Order of Canada in 2001, which speaks volumes about her many accomplishments.

And while the thought of a nice ol’ granny speaking graphically about sexual issues might seem comical and humorous, in reality her shows are so informative and insightful that she has garnered a huge loyal audience both here in Canada and now in the U.S. where she has a weekly audience of over 4 million viewers. A lot of this can be attributed to her personality and demeanour which is very laid back, and also because both shows offer the audience the chance to call in and ask questions or make comments. And there is no fear on the callers’ part, because Ms. Johansen is totally non-judgmental of anything and everything. She doesn’t scold viewers or belittle them for asking silly questions, because in regards to sex, there are no silly or wrong questions.

I think Sue Johansen has done an incredible job in bringing important information regarding birth control and sexually related topics to the living rooms of people in a manner that allows the viewer to get the pertinent information they desire, while being entertained at the same time. She is a true pioneer and innovator, and I’m delighted that she has received our country’s highest honour of personal achievement which she so obviously deserves.

If you have not had the pleasure of either listening to or watching one of Sue’s programs, I would definitely suggest you check out the Sunday Night Sex Show on the Women’s Television Network or Sex TV. In the U.S., Talk Sex with Sue Johansen can be viewed on the Oxygen Network. Sue also writes a weekly column that can be found in the health section of the Toronto Star, Canada’s biggest daily newspaper, and as I mentioned earlier she occasionally hangs with Lettermen, and that’s ALWAYS a sight to behold.

If you’d like to find out more information about Sue Johansen and/or her shows, books, or even sex toys, simply google her name and you’ll be amazed at everything this true original has accomplished. Way to go Sue!

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Danny Echo By: Shane Christensen

Upon the initial few seconds of listening to up and coming Vancouver powerpop/alt-rock band Danny Echo, I was immediately struck by the amazing vocal similarities to a young McCartney, or even Glenn Tilbrook of Squeeze fame.

And in many respects that should come as no surprise really, as the band unashamedly lists their musical influences from that great era when the classic Brit bands of the day, from the Beatles to the Stones and everything in between, were ruling the musical world.

And you can hear a lot of these influences on the Danny Echo myspace site that contains the five songs from their current E.P., soon to be followed by a full length c.d.

My personal favourite is the song Things I Never Had, which includes a killer horn section and a groove that takes the listener back to the Brown Sugar/ Sticky Fingers period when Mick and the boys were at the top of their game. Ah, those were the days.

So if your musical tastes are similar to mine, but you want to hear a fresh and energetic NEW band as opposed to the same old stuff you’ve been listening to for…how long now? Am I really that old?

Check out Danny Echo’s myspace site at:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=29572171

Oh, and Danny? Great pipes man!!!

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